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What is jizzumed?

A person is so hott, the only word you can use to describe them is the result of what happens when you think about shagging them.

Kemi: OMG that guy was just Jizzum! daym!

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Jizzumed - what is it?

the WHITE sticky stuff that comes out of the TALLYWHACKER.

mmmmmmmmmmmmmm,JIZZUM!!

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What does "jizzumed" mean?

Idioms that deals with jizzing. Preferably when not intended to do so... like in the pants, or while walking in the park. See example.

Hey Steve, your pants "came" out wet.. get it? Get it? Hardy har har and a big fat cigar?

Yeah Bob, I get it... nice jizzums... U turdburgler.

Ey yo dude! I just jizzumed all over your mom's fzzace!

Uh, I don't think you understand what a jizzum is bro.

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Jizzumed - what does it mean?

Cum , sperm , spuge , male or female ejackulation fluids....

Girl , i got Jizzum all in you hair !!!

You must have be hungry girl , you sucked down all that sweet Jizzum !!!!

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Jizzumed - meaning

Jizzum...comes from the rhythm......from the man....with his gland in his hand....produces chowder...from within um!

"Little Johnny took out his little wee-wee and tugged on it until it spit up...Jizzum!"

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Jizzumed - definition

the little monsters that reside in your jizz

There's jizzum all over my face

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Jizzumed - slang

Thick white fluid containing sperms that is ejaculated by the male genitalias. Used as noun or verb.

n. - My jizz smells like fish.

v. - I'm about to jizz after looking at free porn!

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Jizzumed

When a man cums after not jacking a long time and the cum is creamy and thick.

Damn, look at that hot jizzum running down her face. That was a huge load!

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Jizzumed

sweet secretion from the male reproductive ogran used in college games, cooking and facial art.

Wipe that jizzum off your face bitch! i dont wanna snowball!

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Jizzumed

When ones penis explodes with mighty white organisms.

I jizzumed in my pants when I saw that weapon

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