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What is jizm?
A person or object intended for the sole purpose of holding extraneous amounts of jizm/cum.
Guy 1: Dude...what's up with that girl you been banging?
Guy 2: She's just my jizm jar, bro. Bang her, dump it, and go!
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Jizm - what is it?
The seminal discharge from a man with a vasectomy. Usually, it is characterized by a general lack of viscosity. If a regular ejaculation is like gravy, a vasectimized ejaculation is like au jus, hence the term.
Damn, ever since I got snipped, my au jizm just runs down the wall like water.
What does "jizm" mean?
All the women that a guy has boned without a rubber and shot his goo into. Can be a mental or written list.
Past tense:
Yeah, she made my jizm list a while ago.
Present tense:
I'd watch it with her. She's already on a lot of guys' jizm lists.
Or it can be used in future tense:
I really want to add her to my jizm list.
Jizm - what does it mean?
1. A person who during sex ejaculates prematurely.
2. A doof, queef, dumbass.
1. Way to go Jizm McGee...you made the family proud!
2. Hey look fellas, there goes Jizm McGee for ya!!!
Jizm - meaning
Cock master, one who enjoys the feeling of male seed.
Hey, why you lookin' like you sucked a dick? Freakin' jizm lips!
Jizm - definition
A big ass load of cum ejaculated from the penis. A whole lot of cum.
I dropped a jizm bomb all over your mom.
Jizm - slang
A very large amount of semen ejaculated from the penis. A big ass load of cum shot out the penis.
I dropped a jizm bomb on your mom last night!
Jizm
A religion created by the God of Jizm whereby if you join you have the right to do nothing. Also the wonder of Jizm shall be revealed being, standing an empty lucozade bottle up normally then just tapping the top making it fall down, whereupon it performs a complete somersault & goes in a complete circle.
Teacher: Do Your Homework!!
Student: No it's against my religion of jizm!
Jizm
(1) A gooey translucent liquid substance that cums from a males penis. Homosexuals and slappers love the taste
(2) A great word to yell out a car window
(3) The substance referred to in (1), that burns with an awful smell when brothels burn down
(1) Oliver that homo was drinking a jizm slurpy, he sucked that guy dry
That damn slapper, she was sucking jizm all night long
(2) Jizzzuuuuuuuuuuuuum!
(3) Ooooh, I hate the smell of sizzling jizm
Jizm
semen. The stuff that comes out of your penis during a cum shot.
Britney Spears was found unconscious and covered with jizm all over her naked body.