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What is jireh?
Jireh Monimus Sivilus Swift (1500-1501)
-A strange occurrence of the Renaissance in which a baby with the name above was born without fingernails, a butthole, or a suitable bladder for the human body. Born on the Marxic Equinox, the baby was thought to be "a weenie of Satan," which would today translate to "work of the Devil." This abomination of mammals was feasted upon by England's inhabitants to gain "supernatural powers," but ended up only passing down his devilish characteristics. In modern times, historians have found evidence that Jireh Monimus Sivilus Swift was actually a large potato that happened to be in a uterus, and was obviously mistaken for a child. This is how the term, "potato eater" was coined for poor peasants throughout history.
OH... you need to pee ALL the time, I bet your family ate Jireh Monimus Sivilus Swift.
"You know, that potato i served for dinner could be Jireh Monimus Sivilus Swift"-Dad
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Jireh - what is it?
WHAT AN ASS!
How do you do Jireh?
Fuck off
What does "jireh" mean?
A girl who doesn’t give a fuck what people say.
Jireh is a person who will angry easily.
Jireh is afraid of dogs
Jireh is nice, smart and very BEAUTIFUL 😻
SHE CAN BE FUGLY AT SOME TIME BUT IS very semi pretty and priceless
God took his time making jireh
Jireh - what does it mean?
1. One who embellishes the art of growing out a Jew fro, but without warning or reason, chops it all off despite the love and attraction it granted the barer.
2. One with a keen sense of majestic powers, (see dark magic dweller) where the warlock or enlightened one often has huge eyes and wears colorful pants in public places, often coupled with a cape, russian hat, or tutu.
Note: The term Jireh is used uniformly with the terms "Hathaway" and "Swift"
"I love your hair man, but why'd you cut it off? That was so jireh of you." (Adjective use)
You have huge eyes. You wear colorful pants, and I know at some point I've seen you with a cape. You are a jireh. (Noun usage)
Jireh - meaning
A nice young man who is most likely from Asia.
Jireh is kinda cute!
Jireh - definition
Jireh is the nicest most athletic,funny person you might ever meet he is so loyal the word was made to describe him people would be glad to be his friend yet alone lucky
Jireh is very nice and kind
Jireh - slang
a jireh is just an overall good man. whenever you meet one just make sure to greet one.
Man: are you a jireh?
Jireh: yessir
man: well have a good day
Jireh
Jireh is the end all be all perfect man. He takes care of himself but takes care of his women even better. He has perfected the art of female pleasure and always has girls begging for more. Since Jireh is a loyal specimen, if he chooses you and claims you as "my girl" you will live a luxurious, pleasureful life. Jireh is not only good with women but with everyone. Being the kind gentleman he is, he cares and respects for everyone he meets and is always there when you need him. Jireh is the hidden gem that is adored by all.
"When I grow up, I want to be just like Jireh"
You gotta start acting like a Jireh if you want to get the girl
Oh my god. You're Jireh's girl? You're so lucky!
Jireh
A lady you will rarely find and sometimes not find at all. She is a sophisticated person who tends to show mixed emotions about topics that directly affect her in both positive and negative ways, but she always manages to start conversations out of thin air. She is usually a very silent but when you get to know her she is a fairly interesting person, and also a bit touchy with NSFW related stuff.
Keep her, it's not too many woman not like Jireh
Jireh
something that does not have an explanation
that's a jireh moment right there