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What is jimmy dean?
When someone uses a sticky or syrupy substance as lube, Example: Superglue, Maple Syrup, Sausage Grease, Elmer's Glue, Gorilla Glue, Spit, Cum, Tar, Smoothie, Pancake Batter, etc.
Amon Gus: Hey man, did you score last night or what?
DN: Nah man she had Jimmy Dean Lube, it got stuck.
jimmy dean - video
Jimmy dean - what is it?
Masturbating with a tube of fresh, ground pork sausage. Provides that incredible skin to skin feel.
Performed first by cutting an end off the sausage tube exposing the moist pink meat. Then, carefully hollowing out a small canal in the middle of the tube and setting this spare meat aside. After that, slide the tube down over the erect, turgid penis and work that throbbing knob by maneuvering the meat tube up and down the shaft vigorously until climax.
As with all raw meats, please practice appropriate food safety.
The sausage, while likely to look like a ragged whore’s pussy when done, may be saved and served for a extra hearty breakfast if desired.
My pubes were filled with raw sausage after I did the Jimmy Dean fleshlight last night but it was so lifelike I’m going to do it again tonight. The Kroger had it on sale BOGO.
What does "jimmy dean" mean?
A social event with far more males in attendance than females, i.e. a sausage-fest.
We went to the bar last night and it was like a damned Jimmy Dean convention in there.
Jimmy dean - what does it mean?
verb, a back-formation from the sausage introduced by former country-western musician Jimmy Dean;denotes a celebrity leaving the entertainment business to produce commerical products. Will someday be applied to Kid Rock, Eminem, and Al Sharpton.
Hoo-doggie! That Eminem sure Jimmy Deaned when he introduced that new line of tampons!
Jimmy dean - meaning
To be screwed over; To get the sausage. To get dicked over.
To reference the dick or trouser sausage.
Man, when he got fired, he got the "Jimmy Dean".
She needs the "Jimmy Dean"
Jimmy dean - definition
When you were expecting the dick to taste gross cause of the person it was connected to but it honestly wasn't that bad.
Friend, "How was last night bitch"
Me, "not as bad as I thought actually, he turned out to be a Jimmy-Dean"
Jimmy dean - slang
When you take a shit and shave your balls at the same time and your hair sticks to your shit and looks like a porcupine.
"honey, you didn't flush your jimmy dean again!"
Jimmy dean
A pile of shit that has been rolled into a round disc and frozen. The Jimmy Dean is then typically placed in an open car window or under a door.
Bro 1: "Bro, that stupid prof gave me a C!"
Bro 2: "Bro, you should totally slip a Jimmy Dean in his car!"
Jimmy dean
A form of food foreplay performed by scrambling enough eggs to fill a girls panties before putting a breakfast sausage in her twat. A compelling breakfast as you are able to do a body shot of maple syrup before eating your way through the eggs to the sausage.
Sorry for being late; you know me and Betty had to get our Jimmy Dean on for breakfast.
Jimmy dean
Used in place of ATM or Ass to Mouth for anal sex followed by oral. In other words, "brown and serve".
"you ready for a little Jimmy Dean action?"
"what's that"
"brown and serve baby, brown and serve"