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What is jesused?
Slang: Past tense of the verb "to Jesus" which means to do something perfectly.
Yes! I got a 97% on my term paper. I completely Jesused my conclusion.
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Jesused - what is it?
When a male and a female engage in intercourse and the man pulls out of her butthole and exclaims "I wash my hands of this !" He then un sheaths his long sword and cuts a two inch hole in her side. He then cums vigorously onto her internal organs
me and Becky were Jesusing so hard last night she had to go get her lungs stitched!
What does "jesused" mean?
a sexual act which requires 4 seperate parties (usually consensual) including 1 well endowed male and 4 females (hot) where the man lies on his back as if on a crucifix, while the 4 females are positioned on: Finger of right hand, finger of left hand, face and penis.
Apparently last night Huw got 4 girls drunk and endulged in a session of Jesusing with them . . . What a legend!!!
Jesused - what does it mean?
The act of building something (most commonly) furniture or carpentry without the use of power tools.
Guy 1: Damn my hands hurt!
Guy 2: Why?
Guy 1: Cause I have been jesusing this desk all day!
Jesused - meaning
A smelly person, normally of latin decent that doesnt take showers and just sprays on cologne instead.
Billy- Damn, did Tony take a shower today?
Fred- Nah hes Jesusing it.
Jesused - definition
Someone very deep in their Christian Faith.
Phoebe is such a Jesuser.
Jesused - slang
To be of Jesus quality (meaning the highest quality available) and either holy or almost holy.
Akin to Jesus.
Something or someone that excels excruciatingly compared to other objects or persons.
Video Games:
Dude, Modern Warfare 2 is Jesusness.
They said that GTA: IV was Jesusness, the controls suck and the movement is choppy as hell.
Technology:
Is the iPad going to Jesusness? It doesn't seem so good right now.
Pirating is Jesusness.
Girls:
Her boobs are Jesusness! Damn!
That ass, even Jesus would call it Jesusness.
Miscellaneous:
Bob: The .50 caliber is always so damn Jesus-like!
Jim: It's Jesusness.
Bob: It's the same thing.
Jim: True dat.
Ironically, depending on your religious views, Church itself may not be Jesusness.
Godly isn't cool anymore, Jesusness is the shit.
Jesused
Someone who has a very deep Christian Faith.
“Phoebe is an extreme Jesuser.”
Jesused
Verb: The act of ghosting someone, then returning a few days later.
Past tense: getting jesused
"I thought we were close, but she kept jesusing me."
Jesused
When a college football player does an amazing move beyond human capabilities. Only used when talking about college football players.
Tim Tebow just jesused on that play. He broke 5 tackles and ran for an 80 yard touchdown.