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What is january 5th?
Global twink obliteration day. The day that twinks worldwide shake in their cowboy boots at the mere thought of.
“Hey, did you buy your flamethrowers for January 5th yet?”
“Not yet, I’ve been stocking up on dynamite.”
january 5th - video
January 5th - what is it?
January 5th is National Typos Day, the only day where you can excuse the many typos a person may make by simply using the date as an excuse.
Ricky: You're house is on fire
Tiger: Your*
Ricky: Ah whatever, it's January 5th, aka National Typos Day!
What does "january 5th" mean?
If you were born on January 5th your just hot as fuck and get all the bitches. And yall got big dicks
January 5th
January 5th - what does it mean?
national eat ass day. also the birthday of some kid that kinda looks like finn wolfhard
Colin: Hey is it that kid who kinda looks like finna wolfard's birthday yet?
Elly: Yeah its January 5th
January 5th - meaning
This one cutie's birfday (Prolly Pearl's birfday)
It's Pearls birthday today, and today is January 5th
Luv you babygirl
January 5th - definition
THIS DAY WHERE ALL THE FINE ASS NIGGAS N BITCHES ARE BORN, IF YOU NOT BORN ON THIS DAY YOUR A IRRELEVANT BITCH (;
you were born on january 5th ? YESSIRRR!! i wish i was born on january 5th that’s when all the finest niggas n bitches are born
January 5th - slang
The finest and most thick girls were born today. People born in January 5th always put a smile on your face
Sarah: ugh! Why couldn’t I be born on January 5th like Zoe?!
Marcus: Sarah stop being a jealous bitch..
January 5th
The “future models” .. Most gorgeous people ever!
I know she was born January 5th because she’s breathtaking!
January 5th
literally about to be the best day ever i think... if you were born on january 5th , you're pretty or just hot as fuck. also fuck all the other birthdays January 5th is where its at. les get it rn
is your birthday on january 5th? yeah BITCH what abt it
January 5th
1: did u hear about january 5th
2: yeah queen elizabeth?