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What is jake from state farm?An absolute chad who will try to sell you life insurance. He is always there smiling and watching you and wears a big ass hat that says his name on it. Preys mostly on dumb neighbros. "Like a good neighbor, State Farm is there." Me: Dude. Who just knocked on your door? jake from state farm - videoJake from state farm - what is it?Excommunicated giga Chad, removed because his PP got erect and struct down god straight from heaven. Now he turned to the dark arts to create surprisingly great rates to gather disciples for his cult, state farm. ALL HAIL JAKE FROM STATE FARM What does "jake from state farm" mean?Jack from State farm is a chill dude who helps people with there insurance plans, but on the side he is an amazing dude who wares khaki pants and saves the world from Dave's. Its Jake from state farm. She sounds hideous. Jake from state farm - what does it mean?Jake from State Farm likes his khakis. Jake from state farm - meaningA medium sized man who lives in an apartment building. Works at State Farm (Obviously). Shift tends to be in the middle of the night (So wives can catch their husbands on the phone in the middle of the night and think they're cheating). Favorite clothes are a red top and khakis. I caught my husband talking to Jake From State Farm in the middle of the night. Jake from state farm - definitionAn embarassment to Jakes everywhere, but awesome to everyone else. Person 1: What's your name? Jake from state farm - slangwhat you call a friend when your wife/girlfriend gets jealous and wonders who you have been hanging out with until 3 in the morning. Who were you with all night? Jake from State Farm Jake from state farmSome cool kid in khakis. He is also on twitter. Waterbugs. Guy: ...You'd do that for me? Really! Jake from state farmhe can be summoned and is too powerful for the world OH MY ITS JAKE FROM STATE FARM Jake from state farmWhat you say when someone asks "Who are you?" Person 1: I think you have the wrong number, who is this? |
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