Typically the brother of one of your best friends. Jakes are known to be a bit precious, high drama, slightly narcissistic and far too good looking for a one syllable first name. Most Jakes are found in California, with some recent sitings in upper-middle Wisconsin in the Jewish quarter.

Jakes being such a dick again!

Don't you mean Jake's being such a dick again?

Yeah, but Urban Dictionary wouldn't let me post something that specific.

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Jakes - definition

U.K. term and now turning popular in Canada thanks to me for Police Officer, Feds or even just a nosy person in general who loves to interrogate others lives because their own life is boring, we all know at least one person who is like that now, I think.

"I'm out here slangin' food to fiends. How can these Jakes be so clueless?"
"Have 40 Kilos in the ride. Really gotta dodge these Jakes."

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Jakes - slang

Slang term for the police originated in the Bronx (mildly derogatory).

The Jakes are at my house.

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Jakes

cops

yo nigga u smell that bacon, yea nigga fuck them jakes

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Jakes

What gangs in England like to call the feds

Yo don't go out the house the Jakes are on the block fam

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Jakes

Jake(s)

Can be used in both singular and plural forms in order to describe the police

"Words of wisdom from Nas - Try to rise up above; Keep an eye out for Jake, shorty - one love."
- Nas, 'One Love'

"Call it a New York state of mind - gotta take mine. In the daytime the Jakes'll hit ya forty-one times."
- Wu-Tang Clan, 'Let My Niggas Live'

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