Definder - what does the word mean?

What is jack bauer?

Refers to the crystalline portion of marijuana known as keef, aka keefer aka "Kiefer Sutherland".

Dude, I only got a little of that Jack Bauer left, but it'll put you on your ASS!

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Jack bauer - what is it?

The demented offspring of wild drunken sex between Chuck Norris and Satan.

Jack Bauer: *Strangles terrorist* WHERE IS THE FUCKING BASE? DAMIIT YOU ARE OUT OF TIME!!

Terrorist: *gargles and struggles for breath* mmmmpphhh...mmmmph...

Jack Bauer: *Shoots terrorist in kneecap*

Terrorist: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!

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What does "jack bauer" mean?

Verb: Meaning to open up a serious can of "whoop ass" on a person or group of people in such a way that it is quite clear which of the parties involved got his or her ass kicked.

Did you see that fight between Nate and Martin? Yeah. He totally Jack Bauered his ass!

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Jack bauer - what does it mean?

jack bauer's name except for as a verb meaning to injure or hurt with force or violence

Don't make me Jack Bauer your ass.
I will Jack Bauer those terrorists.

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Jack bauer - meaning

The man that can kill 40 people in 1 minute(30 if he's been shot)

Okay we got 5 people in that room and 30 people in the next, so Jack Bauer you're going in.

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Jack bauer - definition

v. jack bauer

1. to hurry
2. to run out of time

I Jack Bauered that project last week.

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Jack bauer - slang

The death of Chuck Norris

Everyone thought CHuck Norris was cool, until Jack Bauer came and kicked his ass

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Jack bauer

the best of the best. head of the CTU field agents and the most fearless and flat out coolest guy ever to be on a TV screen... ever

"yo what happened on 24 last night"

"nothin much...jack bauer just drove a van through a building and single handedly killed all the terrorists, no big deal"

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Jack bauer

Head of field operations for CTU on fox's 24, Now special assistant to the secretary of state Heller. Two words- BAD ASS

My name is jack bauer and i am a federal agent! Now put your hands behind your fucking head!

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Jack bauer

A mixed drink made of Red Bull and Jack Daniels. So named as it will keep you going for 24 hours.

I was at the bar and feeling kind of sluggish so I ordered a Jack Bauer to pick me up for the evening.

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