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What is Bauer?

Extreme technique to gain information or gain desired target. Often based on belief that the ends justify any means.

The eye injury on the witness resulted from being bauered

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Bauer - what is it?

adjective;
when one has partook in a long, strenuous 24 hours, be it partying all night long, generally staying up for extended periods of time being heavily intoxicated. a 24 hour period so hardcore it is in the realms of the sort of of day Jack Bauer would t battling worldwide terrorists and protecting his daughter from kidnappers.

"fuck me jake, that weekend in Amsterdam was fucking BAUER!!!"

"are you up for the pub tonight? It's going to be pretty bauer"

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What does "Bauer" mean?

2 definitions found

1. A large fish most commonly found in the kitchen.

2. A morbidly obese woman of African-American descent, exhibiting a rather masculine voice

Dude, that bitch was a total bauer. Her tits were like two basketballs strung up on the hillside with dental floss.

Person 1 - "So didja catch anything?"
Person 2 - "Yeah, we were out rubbin' one off in the boat when a big bauer got caught up on one of the lines. Had to cut the jerk session short."

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Bauer - what does it mean?

A profusely annoying teacher with a large, hairy mole and an knack for giving too much work.

Caution, you may have a Bauer two hours in a row every day for 180 days.

Bauer gave me detention today becasue I refused to turn in my notebook.

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Bauer - meaning

The act of giving oral sex to a male. Derived from the sounds of oral sex on the penis.

My friend John paid $50 to Sue for some bauer.

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Bauer - definition

The most epic fails ever. Failing at everything. Failure.

wow man. that was a real bauer when you lost you bong.

You sure bauered that math test.

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Bauer - slang

To shave your beard onto a womans vagina, then continue to eat her out and come out with your beard back in its place

yeah dud, brian totally bauered his girlfriend. what a melvin

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Bauer

(Verb)

1. To stay awake for over 24 hours.

2. To improvise your way out of a seemingly impossible situation.

Verb named after "24" protagonist Jack Bauer, played by Kiefer Sutherland.

1. "I could take a two hour nap before work, but at this point I think I'll just have a coffee and Bauer it"

2. "I thought I was totally screwed, but at the last minute I figured it out- I totally Bauered my way to victory"

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Bauer

Bauer in Latin means "King","The Great"
This is your worshiping king.
They usually have the most money and the greatest things.

Bauer is the captain of the Tennis team.

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Bauer

there are no words to describe the massive awesomeness of a Bauer

have you ever seen a Bauer, they are fucking awesome

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