Definder - what does the word mean?

What is intercept?

when you are receiving head and when you are about to cum you pull out turn to either side tilt up and back away cumming into the air then swipping it out of mid air with your hand and smacking the girl across the face with it

interception i totally used the interception that skank lastnight

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Intercept - what is it?

When you try to ejaculate in a girls mouth, miss, and get it to land in another girls mouth.

I was getting it on in the air plane when some girl got an interception with my cum shot

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What does "intercept" mean?

Verb

To take s school report from your mailbox before your parents have seen it and destroy it.

John: "Hey Reg, How'd it go when your parents saw your report card?"

Reg: "Oh they never saw it, I intercepted."

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Intercept - what does it mean?

a pass thrown to the wrong team

every time kelsey is quarterback she throws an interception

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Intercept - meaning

When a man is about to ejaculate on a woman's face, and she catches the jizz and throws it back in his face.

Don't tell anyone bro, but after I came on her face, she went for the interception. Who does that?!

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Intercept - definition

When you are interested in a person at a party, you are on the verge of making a move, and just as you are about to you find someone else already making out with them, etc.

Also used in the present tense as "intercepted"

Person 1: I went to make a move on that girl, but she was tongue deep in another dude's mouth.

Person 2: INTERCEPTION!

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Intercept - slang

When you steal someone elses girl or girlfriend (commonly used among Football Jocks)

jock 1: Matt intercepted carly right from Dylan !!

jock2: That kid gets interceptions on and off the field

jock1: yea I feel kinda bad for Dylan though

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Intercept

Any pass that Eli Manning throws during an NFL regular season.

Eli Manning went 5/18 interceptions with 4 completions

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Intercept

the art of excitedly returning to your email inbox after receiving a notification about someone 'commenting' on anything you are involved with on facebook. Intercepting is only necessary if the comment is not there, which means the publisher deleted the comment. Intercepting is usually done after 11pm.

We did a lot of intercepting at Amrit's house last night!

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Intercept

to yank someone's dick with your hand

dude did you just see her intercept him!!!!

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