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What is Eli Manning?
A retired quarterback that could be best described as mediocre at doing anything besides destroying the way-to-large dreams of the entitled Patriots fans
Bill Belichick: AHHH! My kryptonite ELI MANNING
Tom Brady: Come on coach let’s skiddadle
Eli Manning - video
Eli Manning - what is it?
aka Eli "I Want My Mommy" Manning. A semi talented quarterback who did not wean off his mothers teat until he turned 22 years old. Also dependent on his father to make decisions for him. Not to mention he cannot own up to his own mistakes.
Guy 1: Man, I don't know what to do? I don't know how to face my girlfriend and tell her I don't want to be with her anymore?
Guy 2: Why don't you ask your dad to break up with your girl for you?
Guy 1: Great idea, dude! I am so gonna pull off an Eli Manning!
What does "Eli Manning" mean?
Opposite of Pat Tillman; self centered, spoiled. Whereas Pat Tillman asked "What can I do for my country?" Eli Manning asks "What can you do for me?" More specifically, Eli Manning asks Daddy to ask you what you can do for Eli.
Pronoun: Better not spoil your son or he'll end up like Eli Manning!
Verb: I'm going to Eli Manning my boss today. Either he obeys my Daddy's orders and gives me a raise or my Daddy will get me another job.
Eli Manning - what does it mean?
2004's Number 1 draft pick one of the best football players.& people need to stop saying that he not as good as peyton even tho hes not but remember peyton's been playin for like 10 years & Elis only been playing for 4. Really Hot & also hes the QB for the Giants!
Damn that Eli Manning's Fine & not just n football but looks
Eli Manning - meaning
HTe most ganster player to ever play in the nfl.
Yo, Eli Manning is the shit.
Eli Manning - definition
incredible young giants qb. made the right decision not playing for the chargers, who without LT would be about as good as your local high school team. jealous chargers fans may say otherwise, but eli has the potential to be the next great thing in the NFL.
hey who's that new qb tearing up the NFL?
oh you must mean eli manning
Eli Manning - slang
Quarterback for the New York Giants. A lot of Chargers fans are still pissed at him for what he did on draft day, but as a Charger fan myself, I have to give him a lot of props for taking down the evil empire of the NFL, the New England Cheatriots in Super Bowl XLII.
That pass from Eli Manning to David Tyree in the Super Bowl where he escaped out of the sack will soon be known as legendary.
Eli Manning
A football guy whose secretly gay
You know that kid, Evan on the JV football team, he’s such a Eli Manning
Eli Manning
The pussiest quaterback ever. Is in a gay relationship with Bruce Sprinsteen
Eli Manning- "Every time Bruce moans, Im on my knees"
Bruce " Give it to me harder, Eli!"
Eli Manning
1.) Legend
2.) Patriots Killer
Eli Manning is now a bonafide New York Legend.