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What is in situ?
When you're in a messy situation with bae. Can be used when you and bae are fighting, bae is seeing another person, etc.
Bae: *flirts with dat bitch*
Girl 1: OMG, wtf is wrong with bae?????
Girls 2, 3, and 4: OMG!!!!! ______ is cheating on his GF!!!!!!
You: Gosh darn it, bae is SUCH an a-hole.
Girl 2: Oh my gosh I feel so bad for you!
Girl 1: Cheating boyfriend? Girl, you got yourself a real situ-bae-tion.
in situ - video
In situ - what is it?
When a situation is more, it's a moment.
Man, I backed my car over your luggage. Umm, fuck, sorry, Situ-moment.
What does "in situ" mean?
Logan tweedie-situe, aka, the devourer of souls, is a incomprehensible immortal being of vast nature and size. When supper time arises, babies are on the menu for all 3 courses. His dog princess and him was banished to the Netherlands of Dubbo for eating a 2 year old (way beyond the age limit and contracted bowel hepatitis). Devourer of souls and his pit bull princess swore revenge on professor long-toes (jailor, former lover, casual fuck buddy, full time cum-extractor, part time nemesis). 4 Aeons later, professor long-toes has has created a new equator with his middle toe, and devourer of souls has escaped from Dubbo and has begun his journey to taking back what was his. Half way through the 50 light year journey his tum-Tum grumbled, it was time for num-nums. During his feast on a new pack of new borns, he had time to think of the origin of his nemesis and fuck buddy. Devourer of souls broke into a hospital and consumed the entire maternity ward except for one, an incubator baby, in a reinforced incubation system, it was professor long toes. Devourer of souls knows that this is just the beginning of a long journey
“Logan tweedie-situe ate my baby again”
“Again!! That little rascal”.
In situ - what does it mean?
Situ comoedia syndrome is characterised by trying to turn everything into an interaction similar to a sitcom subconsciously. They will also be accompanied by imagining laugh tracks in the back of their mind, this usually comes with bad social skills and lack of friends as they will say things they don't mean to make it a comedic interaction.
Jack: Did you know Kikbai has situ comoedia syndrome?
Kikbai: Speaking of syndromes, my grandma passed away when a bowling ball hit her in the head.
Jack: Did the family sue the bowling alley?
Kikbai: Bowling alley? This was at a public pool.
Jack: Did that actually happen?
Kikbai: No, I was just kidding my grandma is fine.
In situ - meaning
racism still confined to the basement membrane. not out-right racist, but getting there.
that adam guy has a serious case of racism-in-situ
In situ - definition
When a dude with horrible personality, ripped abs and orange skin drops a roofie in your drink
I thought Pittsburgh was an okay town until I got situ-rape-tioned by some Steeler.
In situ - slang
When you wear thongs a lot and your butt crack itches.
"Man, I think I have thong a situs my butt crack itches"
In situ
Something being at its original place
All the guest sat down in situ
In situ
This word is short for situation and is used to describe an awkward, uncomfortable or intense moment.
"That guy was dancing awfully close to you - were you having a bit of a situ?"
or
"Stop it, you're embarrassing me, I'm having a situ here!"
In situ
Suck It Till Ur Sick, derived from the term(s) Blowjob, Giving head, etc.
A derogatory term which results in someone telling another individual to Suck on Him/Her until the aforementioned becomes sick from so much sucking.
Hey Mary, come over here and situs.
The Leaf's keep getting scored on here tonight, they are playing awful. They can Situs.