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What is immaculate conception?
this school is located in Jamaica Estates, Queens, NY.
and its ass.
laura: you go to Immaculate Conception Catholic Academy??
jimmney: yeah. its smells like ass all the time
immaculate conception - video
Immaculate conception - what is it?
A school in Constant Spring Jamaica where the girls perform exceptionally well and are NOT YAMHEADS... They don't cry ova no man!!!
Girl: I go to Immaculate Conception High School
Boy: Oh, I bet your not a yamhead
What does "immaculate conception" mean?
A shitty ass school where the teachers are sensitive assholes. A place where some what poor but some what rich kids go. I reason some of them are salty is because the vice principal and principal makes them want to die.
Ew my parents are going to send me to immaculate conception school
Sucks for you
Immaculate conception - what does it mean?
A New Testament doctrine wherein Mary concieved Jesus Christ without having sex.
See MATTHEW 1:18-25 & LUKE 1:26-35.
For some reason, most Christians believe that since Mary did not have sex with Joseph (or anyone else) then Joseph cannot be Jesus' father. But, the Bible clearly says that Joseph was Jesus' father.
LUKE 3:23,
"Jesus began His ministry when He was about 30 years old. He was, as was supposed, the son of Joseph, who was the son of Heli."
Many read the above verse as though it says, "...He was NOT, as was supposed, the son of Joseph...". Even though Jesus was a product of Immaculate Conception, Yahweh could have taken DNA from Joseph to create Jesus, similar to when He took a rib from Adam to form Eve.
Jesus often refers to Himself as "the son of (a) man". Below are just references from the book of MATTHEW.
MATTHEW 8:20, 9:6, 11:19, 12:32, 13:37,41, 16:13,27,28, 17:9,12,22, 18:11, 19:28, 20:28, 24:27,30,39, 25:31, 26:24, 26:45,64,
Immaculate conception - meaning
Pregnancy resulting from a sexual encounter during which
the method of contraception used would have been approved of
by the Catholic church.
"Child number four must have been a case of Immaculate Conception. I swear I pulled out of her every time!"
Immaculate conception - definition
The Immaculate Conception is the Catholic teaching that Mary was conceived in the womb of her mother, Anne, without Original Sin, as a unique gift to her, in preparation for being the Mother of God.
It does NOT refer to the virginal conception of Jesus Christ in the womb of Mary. Only TV land and people not intelligent enough to get their theological facts from sources other than popular films use "Immaculate Conception" to refer to the conception of Christ.
The doctrine of the the Immaculate Conception is based on the assumption of St Augustine's notion of Original Sin, which teaches that all human beings, from the moment of their conception, carry the guilt and stain of the sins of the first human beings. It is from this guilt that Mary is said to have been uniquely preserved.
As this notion of Original Sin isn't accepted by Orthodox or other Christians, the Catholic teaching of the Immaculate Conception is seen by them as the solution to a problem that doesn't exist.
I wish I'd had an immaculate conception like Mary, so I wouldn't have original sin.
Immaculate conception - slang
Miss Pp: God high-key raped me last night and now I’m gonna get pregnant
mr pp: oh true that’s immaculate conception
Immaculate conception
one chance to hit it so that your life line lives on
One artist claims he was conceived by immaculate conception. His Dad got out the penn on a way way trip. He got one chance to hit a piece so that he lives on in his son. He knew it was a one way ticket. The bitch this artist calls mother and Mom is the one that took his Pops out. But this is the woman he chose as Moms, with his punk ass. She wished she could have made him and tried to control him the way she couldn't control his Dad. Dad was on a Penitentiary bid and lived life to help his people in the struggle as it was called then. Didn't mind making the punk and he knows who I am.
Immaculate conception
A shit that mysteriously you didn't have to wipe your ass after.
I finished my business, wiped my ass, and there was nothing on the toilet paper. It was an immaculate conception.
(Not to be confused with a piece of poop that looks like the Virgin Mary)
Immaculate conception
An excuse for cheating you can only use once every few thousand years.
Mary swears she wasnt stepping out on Joseph, the child was a miracle birth! It was immaculate conception, not your cousin Tony!