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What is iSuck?
An as yet unwritten killer app that makes the phone, pad and watch extremely useful as it gives you a blow job with the touch of a button.
If they were truly innovative they would come out with an ISuck app then I would buy the watch .
iSuck - meme gif
iSuck - video
ISuck - what is it?
Someone who stands in line 9hrs to buy an overpriced Apple product only to find the price drops by 30% two months later.
"Wow, I feel like such an iSucker right now"
"You're such an iSucker"
What does "iSuck" mean?
Slang for iPod. They are the most unreliable pieces of shit ever made. I broke two of them (sent the first one in, recieved a new one which broke a few months later) and I didn't drop it at all. All around Shit
Person 1 "Dude, my iPod isn't working, I just keep getting this gay support screen
Person 2 "Hey, look Jeffs iSuck broke"
ISuck - what does it mean?
A trendy Apple product. Especially a computer that doesn't actually do anything productive when you want it to or an iPod. Just becuase it has a pretty case doesn't mean it's good.
An iPod that doesn't show pictures, movies or play ogg's. Also see iMac's and iBooks. The Newton is an honorary member.
ISuck - meaning
Any Apple product that starts with an "i" (which is most of them).
Mostly derived from conversations about the iPod.
Wow! I can buy an iSuck for $260 on woot.com! (with a hint of sarcasm)