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What is iShit?
Noun.
Any product made by the Apple Corporation.
She was hoping to get a bunch of ishit for Christmas.
iShit - meme gif
iShit - video
IShit - what is it?
I bought some ishit today.
What does "iShit" mean?
The act of taking your iPhone or iPad into the shitter in lieu of other reading material.
Yeah I read about that while I was taking an iShit.
IShit - what does it mean?
When someone refuses to be without their iPhone, so much so, they take it with them to the toilet.
Person 1: Has anyone seen Max?
Person 2: Yeah, he's on the can...he may be a while though - he's taking an iShit.
IShit - meaning
A catchall for any sort of smartphone, especially one that isn't an iPhone and/or lacks its own well-known title.
Yo lemme see your new iShit.
IShit - definition
When you are in the middle of doing something on your iPhone that cannot be interrupted and you suddenly realize you have to crap and so you must take the iPhone and use it whilst crapping
Man I was in the middle of a phone call with my girlfriend and she was crying so man I just pulled an iShit!
IShit - slang
To wear an ipod while shitting in a public restroom in order to distract the mind from the potential embarassment of making loud, wet bowel movements. Also confers the added benefit of muting the bowel sounds of fellow shitters.
Can be used as both noun and verb.
(Marcel puts on headphones)
Corey: Dude, you going to the gym?
Marcel: No, i'm going to go take an iShit.
As Aaron sat on the toilet, he heard the faint tracings of "Liberian Girl" by Michael Jackson echoing off the bathroom walls. He instantly knew that Marcel was in the stall next to him, iShitting.
IShit
Apple's next product (no matter what it is).
Dude, are you getting the new iShit?
Isn't everybody?
IShit
misc apple products and programs
"You going to lunch with us?"
"No, i have to get down to the apple store and pick up some more iShit"
or
"Ahhh! My iShit's broken!"
IShit
Ohh maa fuckin iShit