Definder - what does the word mean?

What is iFuck?

when you buy an iPhone and break it within a week of purchase by dropping, sitting on, or just flat out losing it.

I dropped my iphone wednesday and due to iPhones No-Insurance policy I've been iFucked.

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IFuck - what is it?

iFucker someone who engages in sexual acts over instant message or video chats

iFucker someone who is addicted to Apple products

iFucker someone who fucks all the time and needs to fuck for sexual gratification, IE my girlfriend is an iFucker

That iFucker won't put his Apple iPhone down

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What does "iFuck" mean?

out with the pod, in with the fuck.

iFuck, plain and simple.

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IFuck - what does it mean?

This is what happens when you connect an iPod to a computer with an outdated version of iTunes, causing the iPod to freeze

Your computer is so old, it iFucked my ipod video.

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IFuck - meaning

This is what happens when you connect an iPod to a computer with an outdated version of iTunes, causing the iPod to freeze.

Your computer is so old, it iFucks my ipod video.

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IFuck - definition

Perfoming the act of fornication while listening to music from one's iPod, iTouch, iPhone, or any other Apple product. Generally occurs in an unexpected sexual situation.

Er, hell yeah, I'm up for a quickie. I'm really jammin' right now, though, so it'll have to be an iFuck.

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IFuck - slang

A word most likely originating from issues having to do with mac/apple hardware/software. But due to the flexibility of the word fuck, it now encompasses many different meanings. The 'i' prefix itself now represents anything to do with communications over the internet. iFuck(s)/(d)/(r) can be used as a verb, an adjective, a noun, so on. See also iTard or iFag

You dumb iFuck!

Not another ddos, i'm so iFuckd!

Dude, this hot chick i'm chattin' with wants to iFuck me =
Sweet, just don't fap on your keyboard bro

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IFuck

The latest product from apple. It allows you to virtually make love to a significant other through iChat. Comes complete with orgasmic sounds and features. And romantic mood settings.

Shawty got iFucked last night by that nigga.

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IFuck

Is when you engage a FaceTime call with your sweetheart while aggressively masturbating, beginning the call without speaking, just looking at her and thinking about her, until you climax. Must be a live feed. Verbal communication optional.

"I giggled a bit when I heard 'All My Loving' accompanying his laboured breaths while he iFucked me"

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IFuck

1. (verb) the act of suckering someone into buying any shitty product for superficial/pretentious/trendy reasons, especially any Apple product

2. (noun) concern for superficial/pretentious/trendy things, especially Apple products

3. (adjective/adverb) superficial/pretentious/trendy

1. That Best Buy salesman iFucked me by telling me there's a wide variety of good games for this Mac I just purchased.

2. Leave me alone Mr. Salesman, I don't give an iFuck!

3. That iPod of yours is iFucking shitty!

4. Don't iFuck me with your iFucking iFuck, that's just iFucked up!

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