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What is hurty?
A 'dirty hurty' is when a person applies faecal matter to a coarse piece of sandpaper (preferably 60 grit) and then goes on to use it as a masturbatory device. the rest is up to the imagination.
"Man, that was a pretty hectic dirty hurty i gave myself last night."
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Hurty - what is it?
Noun: Can denote a case of extreme constipation, but also a case of diarrhea, in which one has shat so much that the rectal area becomes irritated. Can also be used when one has consumed extremely spicy foods, causing the fecal matter to be spicy itself, and burn the anus as it exits, or large amounts of dairy product, such as cheese. Basically, any bowel movement that causes discomfort or pain.
Jeez, I really love that curry chicken my coworker made, but it gave me a raging case of the hurty turds.
That hurty turd was so damned big, I thought I was gonna have to have an episiotomy!!!! I was in the corner like Rocky, screaming "Cut me, Mick!!!!"
What does "hurty" mean?
a thing that people say to assholes named nick
hey wrist hurty
Nick: Shut up ima push you now
Hurty - what does it mean?
the universal time to go to the dentist
Peter planned to go to the dentist at tooth hurty.
Hurty - meaning
When your in so much pain and you can't remember how to spell the correct word.
I got punched in the rib today it Hurty.
Hurty - definition
I fell down and twisted my ankle and now it is hurty
Hurty - slang
Bubba talk for when something hurts.
WAAAAH, don't poke my eyeball! that's hurty!!
Hurty
hurty. A small cut, graze, bite or bruise especially in young children though can be used by persons of any age
Daddy, I fell over at school, I have a hurty on my knee
Hurty
painful, causing minor pain. Used once by Ralph Wiggum.
"It's all cold and hurty"
Hurty
The feeling a sadist feels when they want to hurt someone.
Man, have you seen that cute submissive girl over there, she makes me feel so hurty.