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What is episiotomy?When a big fat dick splits a pussy so bad that it rips the taint resulting in the poor bitch having to go to the emergency room for sutures. Hello, 911, please send an ambulance immediately. I accidentally just performed a tri- input penile pentrometric episiotomy on this fucking bitch and she is bleeding like a stuck pig from the cunt and ass. She is in and out of consciousness and is going into shock. Her breath sounds are diminished and her heart rate is rapid and her pulse is weak. Her pupils are dilated and not reacting to light . She keeps screaming for more cock and an aspirin. Don't send the cops because I am doing bong hits and my medical marijuana card is expired. episiotomy - meme gifepisiotomy - videoEpisiotomy - what is it?When you fart in such a way that your anus vibrates and is very painful that it feels like you just cut yourself a slightly bigger anus. after burrito night I was surprised that I didn't have blood in my underwear after that auto episiotomy. What does "episiotomy" mean?A medical procedure in where a pregnant girl is cut from her poontang to her asshole to accomodate the child. Girl- "I have news! I am preggers!" Episiotomy - what does it mean?A medical procedure in where a pregnant girl is cut from her poontang to her asshole to accomodate the child. Girl- "I have news! I am preggers!" Episiotomy - meaningA surgical procedue in which a slit is made connecting the rectum and the vagina so as to aid in childbirth. Results in a (hopefully temporary) cloaca-like opening. Your head is so fat that your mom had to have an episiotomy to have you. |
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