Definder - what does the word mean?

What is hot brown?

1) Preparing a heated dish using fecal matter.

2) Defecating in someone's cocoa.

1) "I've hot browned the rib-eye and seasoned it with...""

2) "Don't drink the cocoa at the ski lodge, I heard it's been hot browned."

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Hot brown - what is it?

When you take a massive dump in a tanning bed, shut the lid, and turn it on.

Joe: Dude! I just left a hot brown bake in sun tan city yesterday!

John: No way man! I did the same thing!

Joe: That'll teach them not to let us bring our own bronzers!!

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What does "hot brown" mean?

1.)In its simplest and most innocent form, it is a meal made with toast, bacon, and turkey then smothered in cheese sauce, often broiled for appearance.
2.)A sexual act performed as such; using a glass dining room table, two naked partners(one on top of the table and one laying underneath the table staring upward)the person under the table masturbates, while the person standing on the table proceeds to take a shit in the direction of the others face. Things are just a bit different in Kentucky.

1.)I went out to eat and ordered the Kentucky Hot Brown and it was delicious, very appetizing.
2.)I was watching amateur porn the other night and this hillbilly chick gave the dude a Kentucky Hot Brown with extra sauce, it was very unappetizing, I nearly spewed.

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Hot brown - what does it mean?

To give someone an orgasm of such intensity they lose control of their sphincter and shit the bed

"He gave me the D so good I had an Avondale Hot Brown and now I don't think he'll ever call me again"

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Hot brown - meaning

An act of revenge perpetrated by defecating in the target's car. Preferably this will happen at the beginning of a hot sunny day allowing the payload to bake to a perfectly hideous level before being discovered.

For sleeping with his brother, Steve left Helen a Kentucky Hot Brown in her Civic while she was at work.

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Hot brown - definition

The scrupulous sexual act that, after ingesting a hot and greasy meal, a female rides a male in the reverse cowgirl position, during which time, despite the menacing rumble of the female' stomach growling and when the male is unsuspicious and focused, the female unleashes a volcanic hot and liquidey mess of diarrhea upon the unsuspecting male.

Last weekend, Scott picked up a ungroomed, gender questionable, female from the local White Castle. After some heavy petting and grinding, she assumed the reverse cowgirl position on top of James and proceeded to give him a Hiroshima Hot Brown. Scott was ecstatic!

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Hot brown - slang

A sex act in which one individual practices fellatio while another is on the toilet defecating. Immediately after orgasm, the individual on the toilet stands up and, front-to-back, wipes his ass on the fellatio giver's face.

The Hot Brown is named after the famous late-night turkey dish of Louisville, KY. This urban meaning for the term is considered the most authentic, because it is hot, brown, and the semen is said to represent the Mornay Sauce of the famous dish.

I wonder what this prostitute would charge me for a Hot Brown.

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Hot brown

Performing analingus on a person with poor anal hygiene, especially after the person has been working out.

As a consolation for losing the competition on "the Biggest Loser", Brenda received a hot brown from Big Wayne.

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Hot brown

A vulgar and grotesquely descriptive term for shit; hot brown is also the name of a dessert.

"I'll be right back, I gotta go make some hot brown."

(Five minutes later) "Dude, who forgot to flush the hot brown?"

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Hot brown

Pooping in bed after midnight and the rolling over on top of your parter while they're sleeping.

Fat Mike got hot browned by Cartoon Joe.

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