Definder - what does the word mean?

What is hosebeast?

Ex-Girlfiend or Female Stalker (Canadian).

Man, that psycho hosebeast called again last night.

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Hosebeast - what is it?

A person whom is unpleasant to even hear about

That guy is such a hosebeast

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What does "hosebeast" mean?

An adjective used solely for females: A hosebeast can considered to be a female who acts in a beastly fashion more often then not. This "beast" like behavior is due to poor judgement and simply having no shame in one's game because there are simply to many tight ass bitches out there! It can also be due to heavy intoxication (as in drinking to many beers through bendy straws and taking to much xanax). Hosebeast can also be a term of love when used between two people who can enjoy being white trash without shame.

Hosebeast behavior includes falling head first off bars when your trying to dance on them,face fucking, pooping in your pants in H&M, falling on a subway grate and smahing your face in, successfully executing Patsy falls, trying to have sexual relations with gay men, and contemplating when your really drunk" if I just pee in the bed at least it will be warm for a minute."

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Hosebeast - what does it mean?

A nick-name given to males with the last name Hosie. Meaning no offence, simply a play on a name.

Hosebeastess is the female version.

(Hosebeastess To Be) implies the female is marrying into the family name.

I am a Hosebeastess to be because I am marrying Hosebeast.

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Hosebeast - meaning

a term that describes the highest form of idiocracy.
Normally used when someone does something so stupid, you can't even belive it.

J. Embry: hey you guys, watch me do this super good break
move. CRASH (some form of accident)

Aaron: What a freakin moron, what kind of a person are you?
Oh wait, I know, you are a freakin hosebeast!

J. Embry: you are right! (walks away in shame.)

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Hosebeast - definition

A woman who only chases and sleeps with men that have money. A woman that other women hate.

Anna Nicole Smith is a Hosebeast!

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Hosebeast - slang

an obnoxious, hefty woman, usually a smoker, often accompanied by 4 or more kids under 12

The hosebeast in that dumpy minivan just cut me off!

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Hosebeast

its a "beyond Psycho" ex who you would love to see chopped up and fed to the dog.

My ex girlfriend is such a hosebeast that the dog wouldn't even eat her.

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Hosebeast

Stupid ass dirty ass nasty ass slut. Crazy to a stupendous degree. Devourer of souls.

Steve's girlfriend is a fucking psycho hosebeast. I told him not to stick it in the crazy but he didn't listen.

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Hosebeast

Noun (1): A woman who is ruthless, evil, and outright objectionable in both physical and mental presence.

Dave: "Did you hear about Patti going off the deep end?"

Steve: "Yeah, it serves that hosebeast right for what she did to Truant."

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