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What is hobbo?
He is not nice and is most of time a hobbo and he has no friends and he smells like rotten cheese. BUT MOST IMPORTANT:HE IS A NOOB!!!
HEY YOU HOBBO JOE THE NOOB
hobbo - meme gif
hobbo - video
Hobbo - what is it?
A man who lost his penis accidently.
Another 9,527 new Hobbo Ella went to Thailand this year to do the transsexual surgery so they could find a boyfriend.
What does "hobbo" mean?
Its a black man that lost his home because of drug trafficing and fucking a lot of bitches. They are ussualy bitch niggas.
Yo dude! Look at that hobbo nigga in the corner! He must have been selling drugs because he is black and homeless and ugly!
UUggggghhhh dude he sucks
Hobbo - what does it mean?
A lower income person that look like a homeles person
Eyyy Alex you look like a hobbo
Whats that
You look homless mate
Hobbo - meaning
Doing "a hobbo" is comprised of 3 essential parts:
a) a strong sex drive
b) an ex-girldfriend and or slut
c) masturbation
To succesfully do 'a hobbo' one must be extremely horny and begin mastubating. Within 5 minutes of masturbation a text message is sent out to one or many ex-girlfriends from the past who may or may not be ugly as sin.
A casual sex encounter is arranged for later that night with both parties in agreeance.
Whilst the ex/slut is powdering her nose, having a shower and deciding what to wear for the night (which takes on average between 3-5 hours), the male becomes overwhelmed by his sex drive (also known as ants in pants and furiously masturbates til climax. In some cases, depending on how long the male must wait, this can be repeated multiple times.
By the time the sexual encounter is ready to take place, the male has lost interest and calls off the date to move onto bigger and better things such as the sean treatment.
Mike says (6:42 PM):
fuck i did it again
Mike says (6:42 PM):
i was horny so i semi organised a root with my ex tonight
Mike says (6:42 PM):
but i got over excited, .. i had 3 bats in the last half hour
Mike says (6:42 PM):
and now i dont wanna go
Sean (6:43 PM):
ROFL u did a hobbo on her
Hobbo - definition
Contrary to popular Benoni belief, Hobbos is not a word.
It originates from the East Rand of Gauteng in South Africa
“How many sugars would you like in you coffee?”
“Hobbos”
“Just tell me how many you shit-cunt, Hobbos is not a word”
Hobbo - slang
Unlike false belief, the fact the name "Jean" is associated with hobbo is simply Urban Legend. The name is usually more fitting to those tall, spindly folk with names such as "Nathan."
Nathan is the true hobbo.
Hobbo
1. A shmuck. A fool. A person in complete denial of the truth, especially when someone calls them a hobbo, and they know damn well that they are the hobbo
2. One who follows hobboism; Jean
Jean, the hobbo, went to her hobbo worship every day, but still denies being a hobbo.
Hobbo
1) A lower form of dork; one who sucks assloads. 2) any person who sucks in larger than average ways. (see also: "livejournal whores") plural= hobbos
Jean and Nathan are the ultimate hobbos.
Hobbo
abbreviation of hobby condo / an urban apartment kept for recreational purposes by a person who normally resides in the suburbs or rural area / opposite to a hobby farm / not to be confused with "hobo": a person without even one home
A hobbo is like a hobby farm – only for party animals.