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What is hayride?
Take a dump on a girl's chest, then parade her through town on a flatbed truck.
If my wife doesn't straighten up, I'm going to give her a Mexican Hayride!
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Hayride - what is it?
When you put your arm between someones legs from behind and grab your wrist from the front, and proceed to lift the person and shake the person up and down until there testis look like a crushed grape, or their vagina looks like Bruce Jenner's fake twat.
I sneaked up behind Billy and gave him a russian hayride until his nut sack was like a bag full of pudding.
What does "hayride" mean?
A very unattractive guy that hits on every woman he can.
"This guy was totally flirting with me, but I am not into him because he is such a hayride."
Hayride - what does it mean?
sitting in the back of a pickup truck with grass in the bed of the truck with that special someone
"Are you guys hayriding?"
"Yes, every Tuesday."
Hayride - meaning
An extremely exciting ride, on erm…hay around a farm. The ride usually lasts much too long, and you freeze your ass off. Comes in boring, and boring with haunted freaks varieties.
Our school forced us to go on a hayride for homecoming again, DAMMIT!
Hayride - definition
When a man or woman sits on the face of a dude with a medium to long beard.
Look at that guy with beard... I'd love to take a hayride on that.
Hayride - slang
When a girl is riding your dick and you haven't shaved your pubes in a long time.
Bro 1: Hey bro my girl went for a hayride yesterday
Bro 2: Thats nasty bro go groom yourself
Hayride
gay sex in which at least one participant is a country boy.
After moving to the farm Noah enjoyed a hayride with Luke.
Hayride
A hayride is a pleasure ride in an open truck, wagon or sleigh which has been decorated with hay or straw and similar farmlife paraphernalia. In modern times it is usually organized commercially and takes place at night.
Hayrides on Halloween are often dubbed as 'haunted hayrides'. During Fall, in Colorado and Other Great Plain states, a hayride may feature a stop at a Pumpkin Patch where passengers can pick a Pumpkin.
I took my daughters to Pumpkin festival, there were hayrides, face paiting and pumpkin decorating.
Hayride
Multiple sexual acts which occur in a rural setting, esp. around or near hay, usually in a barn, always between young men in their late teens.
"Man, Noah is uptight. Hasn't Luke taken him for a hayride, yet?" or "Luke and Noah took a very long hayride yesterday; the barn floor is really sticky."
Other usage: "If Noah doesn't get to ride the hay soon, he will explode."