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What is having things?
1.) The inability to possess quality goods or services.
2.) Shit we can't have.
3.) Used to describe the consequences of an asshole.
1.) "God dammit Schmidt, this is why we can't have nice things."
2.) "He pissed on my desk, this is why we can't have nice things."
3.) "You grabbed her ass, this is why you can't have a nice thing."
having things - video
Having things - what is it?
It's a statement a mom or dad would make, while exasperated with their child for having broken some household item. For instance, a mother buys a new small appliance for her kitchen, let's say its a stand mixer. The kids start playing with it and jam something in the blades and burn out the motor. Mom walks in and sees the mess and yells, "See! That's why we can't have nice things!"
It's a comment that is actually an irrational thing to say, but it's funny for that reason. A very "mom/dad" thing they would say in the heat of the moment.
"See! That's why we can't have nice things! Dad just bought this VCR, and you kids put a sandwich in it! Now it's broken!"
What does "having things" mean?
What a mother yells whenever something gets broke
*CRASH*
Kids (in sync of course): "I didn't do it!"
Mother: "THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS!"
Having things - what does it mean?
No matter how nice of a thing you have, no matter how hard you may try, someone will always find a way to fuck it up.
Josh: Hey bro can I borrow your phone?
Me: I dunno man, I just bought this. I don't even have a case on it yet!
Josh: Chill dude, I ain't gonna break it. It'll just take a second..
Me: Okay...
Josh:*Immediately drops it on the ground, denting the corner*
Me: God damn it Josh, this is why we can't have nice things.
Having things - meaning
When a friend is the literal reason, in every scenario, as to why you can't have nice things. (Ex: always spilling beers, falling over things, breaking things, etc.)
God damnit, Deborah! You're the reason we can't have nice things!
Having things - definition
Having a thing with a person (a none strict relationship) means that you can each like each other but have no guidelines. Therefore you are dating but not so you can go do other sexual thing with different people and not get in trouble with the other person.
Me and Kyle are having a thing but we still mess with other people.
Having things - slang
To be basically dating but you not "dating"
"We hang out and like eachother but arent official"
"Oh so yall have a thing"
"Ya we are just going to have a thing, not date"
Having things
When a guy and a girl like each other and do things with each other that one would do with ones boyfriend or girlfriend. However they aren't officially dating
Example: "Do Andrew and Paige have a thing"
Having things
You don't really have anything to do but you don't want to hang out with the person you said it to.
Mostly used after just having sex...
Guy: that was awesome but " I have things to do"
Girl: Oh?
Guy: Yep.
Girl: Gets dressed and leaves.
Guy: Turns on xbox and plays video games
Having things
This is what you say if you have a Harley Davidson Fatboy in your garage and a Trophy Wife in the kitchen.
JR.:Hey Mark, How's it going?
Mark: I'm Having Things, Man.