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What is hark?A mystical beast of unknown origins. Some say he has a wing span of 25 feet. He has the feet of a camels and talons of a hawk. To summon him have a can of green AXE in your hand and make the shape of a pentagram with the cans fluid. Then find a knife, cut your dick off and place it in the center of the pentagram. Then say "I call to you Hark, my one true master and savoir!". After that he will swoop into your house breaking all of your windows and take you far away. Each place is different for everybody. Be weary he likes to stalk men with tight asses at 2 in the morning. A beast that croak's to the pleasure of pillaging your anus. You don't find "The Hark", he finds you. hark - meme gifhark - videoHark - what is it?a non sensical phrase uttered in moments of confusion or disbelief. The new day version of "what?" or "i beg your pardon?" Example 1. disbelief What does "hark" mean?Harking: The over embellishment of a thing or person. Mike would not stop harking about the ugly bitch he thought was amazing and cute. Hark - what does it mean?1. To consume excess food, often food that belongs to others. "Damn, did you hark all of those donuts?!" Hark - meaningTo get angry, mad or upset at someone. "When Brad found out his girl cheated, he was fucken harking!" Hark - definitionDweebish freak with a dependency (addiction) on Pepto Bismo. Look at the janitor freak...what a hark! Hark - slangthe sound a cat makes when throwning up a hairball, or the body movements made while the cat is yarking up a hairball. The cat is harking under the bed again. You clean it up Harkan exclamation of joy. or anything. hark! i made an a!! Harksimilar to βperiodβ; used when you are in agreement with a statement to emphasize how much you agree. Mickey: Iβm gay. Harksimilar to βperiodβ; used when you are in agreement with a statement to emphasize how much you support what is being said. Mickey: Iβm gay. |
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