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What is hand of god?
A game of gentlemanly rivalry. The two men stand facing each other bare-chested. One at a time, each man delivers a single, open-handed blow to his opponents' abdominal area. Only one step is allowed to be taken by the deliverer, and the recipient of the blow may not evade the blow and must sustain it fully. At the end of this, each gentleman will have a reddened imprint of his opponent's hand emblazoned upon his abdominals- "the hand of god". Ten minutes (or some other predetermined time) are allowed to elapse, after which each man's chest is re-examined. A group of impartial peers will decide which man has more fully recovered and shows the lesser amount of redness and injury- this man is declared the winner. In the event that the peers are unable to come to a unanimous decision (extremely rare), the two gentlemen shall again strike one another in the manner explained above, and again be judged until a winner is declared.
While abdominal fat may cushion the blow in a game ofHand of god, it is far more susceptible to lasting tell-tale redness which can lead to a loss. Placing and timing of the blow is extremely important- proper placement can lead to the open fisted blow causing a gash that breaks the skin and draws blood- which will almost inevitably result in a win when compared to simple redness.
hand of god - video
Hand of god - what is it?
The Hand of God occurs when one ejaculates into their own hand and then immediately proceeds to open handedly slap a woman's vagina thus occurring in a pregnancy.
I gave her the Hand of God and now we're expecting our first child this December.
What does "hand of god" mean?
Rescuing an incapacitated capsized kayaker by reaching underwater and rolling them upright. Called the Hand of God because you reach down from above and save them.
Did you see that rescue? He just reached down like the Hand of God and pulled her out of the water.
Hand of god - what does it mean?
When someone puts hands on a person, specifically an Physical Altercation which involves severe bodily harm on another individual. It's usually called out when someone "Man handles" another person aggressively in a fight. It's considered getting your ass whooped so severely as if it was the Hand of God's Judgement being placed apon you. Hood Newyork and New Jersey people usually say this in their Vernaculars.
"N*ggas already gave him the Hand of God son.. They already beat him half to death, damn near left him hooked up to the Hospital Machines. He just now waking up 10 months ago"
Hand of god - meaning
Refers to a goal scored by Diego Maradona of Argentina against England in the quarter-finals of the 1986 World Cup. The first goal for Argentina was scored off of his hand but wasn't seen by the ref.
That was a Hand of God goal!
Hand of god - definition
A technique used by experienced ravers to induce a greater high from an ecstasy user
Omg Justin you just used the hand of god on me and i feel so high right now
Hand of god - slang
Used to refer to the act of anyone in an undisputable position of power.
Can be used to identify the action of a BOFH deleting a user account; a company that outsources to a call center telling the call center to fire a particular employee; a MUCK wizard modifying someone's props or a GM (game master) causing unlikely events in a RPG.
Hand of god
When you are having sex with your woman and you pull out and come on your hand and then proceed to slap her across the face.
Last night I gave Debbie the hand of god.
Hand of god
The Hand of God Goal was performed during a FIFA world cup game, where argentinian striker Diego Maradona illegally used his hand to push the ball over the goal keeper and was awarded the goal, costing England the world cup that year.
Diego is a bastard
Hand of god
Similar to pass-the-parcel, the popular kids party game.
Involves multiple women administering a hand job to one man. Each woman takes it in turns (which are timed by whatever means deemed appropriate). The winner is the one to bring him to climax during their turn.
Also known as "A damn good night"
Example:
"You are not going to believe this. I got drunk with a few girls at my place last night, they only gave me the hand of god! Rachel won in the end"