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What is half-chub?
Bacon cooked to perfection. Halfway between crispy and limp.
Don't cook the bacon too long. I love half chub bacon!
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Half-chub - what is it?
The half way point of male arousal. This male arousal sometimes never develops into full arousal. A gentleman's half chub, or "GHC," may stem from various non-sexual sources. One might gain a gentleman's half chub when hearing that their favorite band is playing at a nearby club, that Coors Banquet Beer is on tap, or upon watching Jadeveon Clowney hit someone so hard that their helmet and shoes come off. Nonetheless, a GHC might be brought upon by more traditional methods such as heavy petting or short skirts.
The gentleman's half chub originates from England, where beer is often drunk in yard glasses, being one yard in length. The smaller half-yard beer glass has been known as the gentleman's half yard.
A gentleman's half chub is not to be confused with a NARB, or no apparent reason boner, as with a GHC, there is definitely a reason.
I was sporting a gentleman's half chub when I heard that Las Vegas would be getting an NFL team, allowing me to mix vices at a more potent rate.
What does "half-chub" mean?
1. a penis that isnt quite erect yet
2. a penis so small that when erect, looks like half chub
Natalie... im srry to tell u this, but donny was standing behind you trying to hide his half chub!
Half-chub - what does it mean?
When a mildly arousing act strikes a male's attention resulting in a partially erect penis.
Trevor watched, half-chubbed, while she licked the candy cane.
Half-chub - meaning
Half chub is a conditon that effects the male population. Symptoms are mainly a slightly erect penis, not a full boner.
Oh My Jon has a half chub! What the heck is wrong with him i thought he would be the future bussiness leader of america, but the half chub interupted!
Half-chub - definition
a half erect half soft Wang, with the base being erect and the rest being plain old flaccid.
person 1- "Look at Zacharia, hes always rockin a half chub in science class, how disrespectful of him."
person 2- "don't blame him, he has it all the time. He cant control it, hes currently being tested in a lab, but scientists cant find the answer"
person 1" why cant he just be like Danny. Danny always has a full rager"
person 2- "Danny and Zacharia are just two totally different species, but Zacharia is rockin the chinstrap beard like a legend!"
(danny starts singing just hold on im coming home by drake, whle zacharia continues to abuse wooden planks physically, sexually, emotionally and mentally)
the end!
Half-chub - slang
Seeing Britney Spears' tits gave me a half chub.
Half-chub
since a chub is a full erection that is thick in girdth, but not proportionate in length; a "half chub" describes anything between flacid and an all out boner.
damn reg! that girl is fine.... i'm gettin a half-chub just lookin at her.
Half-chub
A half erect penis, either a result of being only partialy aroused, or being paranoid of being caught.
"So then she took off her pants and was about to start riding me, but then Steve came home, and we had to stop all of a sudden. After he left, we tried to get back into it, but my wang was freaked out, and I couldn't get it up past half-chub, so we just gave up."
Half-chub
An inkling of an erection. 1/2 a chubby, therefore 1/4 a full erection.
When I'm in the same room as hott chixxx, I get a half-chub.