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What is gurt?

a cigarette, etymology= cigarette -> cigurt -> gurt

Hey, got a spare gurt?

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Gurt - what is it?

What happens when you open a container of yogurt and the pressure inside the cup forces a small amount of yogurt out of the cup and onto yourself or others close to you.

1. I hope this banana berry bliss doesn't gurt all over me.

2. Damn it! I just got gurted on! Stupid Yoplait...

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What does "gurt" mean?

1) To ejaculate

(Not necessarily but usually done and said in a manner involving a situation when: Semen is released in large quantities, released internally, while relieving immense stress (sexual tension), in a single load. So basically to discharge sperm very aggressively inside of your partner's vaginal region or any other orifice that can be penetrated and or injected with semen "a big cream pie".)

2) A slang for Semen, brought about by the fact that semen seems to some what resemble plain yogurt (Gurt if shortened) when spilled on certain surfaces, and or when leaking from a woman vagina or any person's skin after sexual intercourse.

1) (Guy having sex with girlfriend) "Damn it! It's too much for me to handle even pulling out. I'm gonna gurt!"

2) (random dude) "Sorry I didn't mean to shoot gurt all over your sheets."

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Gurt - what does it mean?

the god of gurtism, a religion which originated in a roblox community and is now known abroad. he is the creator of the eggverse

priase gurt he created the eggverse

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Gurt - meaning

to ejaculate

"i'm a go tug gurt"

"gurt tuggin time"

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Gurt - definition

To ejaculate on a turtle

After finishing his walk in the park, Brent decided he could use a nice Gurt.

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Gurt - slang

the act of oral sex

And when you gurt me I always start laughing a little
You do it so good you make tha shit tickle-"Miss Me Kiss Me Lick Me"-Cold Flamez

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Gurt

Great, very large. used:Devon and part of Cornwall (England)

1. Gurtun A large one
2. Gurtbegoil A Great big hole

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Gurt

to throw up

person 1: *gags*
person 2: β€œoh shit he’s bouta gurt!”

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Gurt

Often used as an adverb.
Originating from the English West Country, including the city of Bristol.
Originally meaning "great" as in "great big" or "gurt big", but now is also used in place of "really", "well", "very" and "exceptionally".

eg.
"gurt lush"
"gurt smart"
These can also be abreviated to simply "gurt"

"Would you look at that donkey, ee's got a gurt bigun!"

"Tracey's gurt!"

"That bendy-bus is gurt lush!"

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