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What is gruber?
Grandparents that drive grandkids to and from school or other events on a regular basis.
I can’t join you for lunch today because I’m on Gruber duty this afternoon.
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Gruber - what is it?
1) A cold pimp-daddy, known to pimp on foot in the snow.
2) A pimp that likes to get his groove on. Usually residing in cool to cold climates.
3) A bearded-stallion of a man. Always heterosexual.
4) A young, handsome buck whom is expertly schooled in the art of womanizing, and stylin' & profilin'.
5) A womanizer known to possess a fierce left strait.
"Keep yo daughtas way from dat chil... Dat boys a gruber!"
-Harriet Tubman
What does "gruber" mean?
in a moment of sheer ecstacy, when life could not get any better then you have been gruberized.
I hope tonight at the throw down I can get gruberized
Gruber - what does it mean?
1. An act of malicious compliance that screws over your co workers
2. The act of contaminating community food with your fingers or a licked spoon
This job just got grubered
That pickle jar has been grubered
Gruber - meaning
When someone lies to you and gets away with it, especially if they brag about it to someone after. The act of being grubered is grubering when someone is in the act of trying to pull one over on you.
Greg was grubered by John when he bought his neighbors lawn mower, then found out how poorly the mower ran. Later, John was bragging to Nancy about how he had grubered Greg. When speaking to a friend about a transaction you think they were ripped off on. Aw man, you've been grubered!
Gruber - definition
A sexual panther. A man who is well endowed, and knows how to use what he has. He gets the ladies. Other men envy him.
Did you see it? That dude is a total Gruber!
Man, that kid was playing the ladies like a total Gruber.
Gruber - slang
When you have transcended time and space and become the perfect human being, filled with charm, wit, and swager.
Having reached the limits of goodness, Pubert realized he was gruberized.
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When you accidentally tell the truth about something.
John Gruber is grubering everybody by accidentally saying that Obamacare was intentionally written so that stupid voters couldn't understand it.
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(Verb) To mislead the public into believing lies to achieve personal ideological laws pass.
The President really grubered us on that healthcare bill.
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The guy who pretends he has breasts and pretends to squish them.
Jerald: Greg what are you doing?
Greg: just showing my feminine side.
Jerald: fuckin’ gruber.