What is groodle?

A device that is worn by an "over used" woman to retain the vagina skin from excessivley sagging.

"ah that guy was too big for me last night, good thing i got this groodle otherwise my beefy curtains would have been all over the joint."

groodle - meme gif

A rediculous looking breed of dog.

golden retriever crossed with poodle

John: what is that rediculous shaggy sheeplike dog?

Tom: it's a groodle, someone shoot it!

I would go to Fran's house, but her new roomate is a groodle and I'd prefer not to be eaten today.

grood-l

-verb (used with or without object) -dled -dling

1. to kiss the back of one's spouse while simultaneously spooning and cuddling the spouse

Groodle me before we scadoodle.

Jerry loved Kelly groodling him unexpectedly.