Definder - what does the word mean?

What is groGAN?

"A spa for the balls"
A grogen consists of a male or female gargling a various liquid and then their partners testicles are dipped into the liquid. This will create a spa like environment for the testicles to rest in.
A painful grogen is when the giver of the grogen chokes on the liquid and closes their mouth quickly, potentially harming the receiver.

The most coveted grogen are given by elderly individuals. Also known as the "senior grogen", these grogens are world renowned throughout nursing homes.

"Yo that girl gave me the best caramel grogan"

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GroGAN - what is it?

The act of hooking up with a guy with a girlfriend

Oh man are you going to go groganing with that usm boy

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What does "groGAN" mean?

It's when your taking a dump in the toilet and someone knocks on the cubicle door and you get so startled your ass sucks the poo back in

"I was in the toilet and someone knocked on the door and scared the crap out of me...bloody made me do a grogan"

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GroGAN - what does it mean?

That itchy, burning irritation your anus gets when you haven't properly wiped. Usually causes odor.

I wet farted earlier and my ass is all grogan.

I couldn't go down on her. Her ass was grogan.

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GroGAN - meaning

it when u take a shit and it hits the water before it snaps off

oi i did the sickest grogan yesterday

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GroGAN - definition

A cheerful Scottish person.

What a pleasure it was working with that grogan.

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GroGAN - slang

Slang for feces. The infinitive verb form associated should always be "To Pinch."

Jolly Drake shouted from the can that he was about to pinch a grogan. The boys in the living room laughed.

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GroGAN

1. A partially-ejected clump of feces. Half a loaf.
2. An ejected clump of feces that is not heavy enough to drop off your dingleberry forest.

Once a grogan drops off your arse by whatever means, (rocking, banging against the seat, coaxing with paper or your fingers) it becomes a turd. If you let the grogan remain, it becomes a massive dingleberry, once it dries. Grogans are moist; dingleberries are dry. (See dingleberry)

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GroGAN

A grogan is a long poo, which is inside ones anus whilst also touching the water of the toilet.

Jimmy- "Dude today I took the longest shit."
Joey- "Was it a grogan?"
Jimmy- "Bloody oath it was!"

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GroGAN

A Poo that reaches from your bottom to the water without breaking.

I drank a few pint's of Guiness last night which gave me the longest grogan ever this morning.

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