What is gregnant?

Eat greg

GREGNANT

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gregnant - video

Gregnant - what is it?

The word to describe when glamrock freddy from security breach puts Gregory into his stomach

Vanessa:freddy your supposed to be on lockdown

Freddy:but Vanessa I’m GREGNANT

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What does "gregnant" mean?

When your mental stability and intelligence have plunged below rock bottom; when the amount of brain cells held is in the negatives.

"Dude, what's wrong with you? Why are you trying to eat only using a knife?'

"Gregnant."

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Gregnant - what does it mean?

Gregnant. Is when you are pregnant but gregnant instead

Omg this guy got me gregnant

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Gregnant - meaning

When a person eats to many pies and cakes from the most common UK pastry shop gregs.

I eat pies every day from gregs! I have a stomach I am unhappy with but I still stuff my fat mouth with gregs food..

I am Gregnant

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Gregnant - definition

When a man named Greg gets you pregnant

Alice: this is my husband Greg
Greg: *waves*

Alice: and we have some news!
Sophia: what is it??!
Alice: WERE EXPECTING!!!
Sophia: that's great! How far along are you!??
Alice: I'm a couple months gregnant, so I've got a few crav-
Sophia: did you say gregnant?
Alice: yeah, why?
Sophia: it's pregnant, dipshit
Alice: no, I'm pretty sure it's gregnant
Sophia: how? And where did you learn this?
Alice: I'm pregnant and my husbands name is Greg, so I'm gregant! And I learned it on urbandictionary.com you uncultured swine
Sophia: ah ok
Alice: *licks Sophia's nussy*
Sophia: never do that again