Definder - what does the word mean?

What is gould?

Fag, Rather sit upstairs in your room and beat off. One who jerks off every half hour or hour, depending on the amount of homework that needs to be done. Going pussyless for 21+ years.

Yo dogg, why you just ganna sit up in your crib all day and gould-it-up. Stop makin so many damn beats Mick Schultz.

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Gould - what is it?

When a guest on a talk show goes cold, completely disagreeable and unfriendly to the host and everyone.

Wow, that guy on Carolla went totally "Gould" on the show last night.

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What does "gould" mean?

One of the dining halls on the Northfield campus of NMH. Less awesome than Marquand, but better than West Hall.

"Why are you eating dinner in Gould?"
"There's Health Food at Marquand."

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Gould - what does it mean?

A guy that thinks he can get any girl or any type of sex

Alex is a gould because he said he could get with any girl

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Gould - meaning

to fuck something up something really funny or just something in general

Man 1: plays something amazing on the guitar like prowler
Man 2: plays hey there delilah
Man 1: "wow nice job goulding that up"

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Gould - definition

Inserting one testicle into the girl's anus during sex.

Jeff: I tried goulding my gal last night. Almost bust a nut.

Mutt: Was it hot?

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Gould - slang

An average looking teenager. Messy hair, lazy, well hung, looks stoned 24/7. Someone who doesn't appear special in any way, but gets invited into girls pants with the slightest smile, possibly due to some type of mind control or powerful chemical hormone.

This kid was a total GOULD, all he did was smile at some chick and she dragged him to the bedroom.

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Gould

A polite way of saying "for f*cks sake"

Woman: "I can't help you right now, I am doing my make up"
Man: "Oh gould. I'll find some other way"

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Gould

Of the genus 'weiner scrotumless'.
Often identified by high pitch squealing exclamations in classrooms and public areas.

The gould may become flustered and angry at constant jeers directed at its somewhat awkward and unappealing appearance.

Will become bright red after any mild physical activity (including crying) and/or any payouts directed towards it.

Its Gould!!!
Quick, turn around...maybe he won't see us.

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Gould

v. to masturbate next to a woman instead of having sexual intercourse with her in an attempt to shame her.

that bitch didn't want to fuck so i just goulded myself all over the place. that'll be the last time that hoe tries to deny.

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