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What is geico?
A girl who is "so easy a caveman could do" her
That geico has been with half the school
geico - meme gif
geico - video
Geico - what is it?
You may save fifteen percent or more on your car insurance, but it's the shittiest insurance company out there. Bad customer service, and nobody has an agent, so if someone with Geico insurance hits you and you call to make a claim, you get to talk to a bunch of random people who probably never graduated from college.
Person 1: Man, I think I'm gonna drop out of college.
Person 2: That's ok dude, you can always get a job answering phones and giving bad advice at Geico.
What does "geico" mean?
A once small and efficient insurance company catering to government employees - hence the accronym GEICO or Government Employees Insurance Company. Now they have gotten gready - running adds gloating about their success. Pay your premiums and never make a claim and they will love you. Make an at fault claim and they will drop you like a hot rock.
Man, I belonged to GEICO since the 80s and never filed a claim. Then about the time geico became gecko BAM! two accidents in two months. They paid the claims no problem. Then they terminated my policy. They went from GEICO to GECKO to GAYCO where they stick it in your ass after pretending to be your friend for years. Piss on that Gecko faggot company!
Geico - what does it mean?
v. fornification with a lizard
n. shitass commercials
Killer: give me your money. even if you don't i'm still gonna kill you
I just saved a piss load of money on car insurance by not going to geico
Geico - meaning
a girl that is so easy that a caveman can do it. Alex McCoy
that girl is geico. Damn look at that girl over there she is definatley geico
Geico - definition
"I don't need insurance, cause my pocket hold a Geico."
Geico - slang
-to do/say something completely irrelevent
-when something irrelevent happens
can be used as a noun, verb, or an adjective.
definition derived from geico insurance's advertising methods
-Let's get pizza. I love pizza.
-Don't you hate George Bush? He is a big pussy.
-...You geicoed it.
*While peacefully walking down the street, a naked man frantically runs out of a fancy restaurant screaming* "Dude, what a geico." or "That was geico."
That's so geico
Geico
A car insurance company that never fails to make me watch mindless television with their crazy funny commercials.
The geico commercials are funny, however, the ones with the talking lizard are not.
Geico
A very small green reptilian looking fellow, he drives a small red car sometimes but lately a very strange safari man has been trying to observe him in his natural habitat
Its a lizard for geico commercials
Geico
I don't know how their insurance is but I love their commercials. Honestly among the dumbass Mcdonalds commercials, tampax ads, jamster and cingular, Geico commercials are the highlight of tv ads.
Bob: I'm going to shoot myself.
Jim: Hold on dude, a geico commercial just came on!
Bob: seriously? ok i'll live but im saving the gun for a tampax of mc'dees commercial.