What is gammon?

Pronounced "Gair - (rhymes with yeah) minn/munn (rhymes with chin/done)"

Northern Australian Slang (Primarily in the NT)
Adjective used to express something is fake, a lie, boring or unfair
Adjective used to express someone is lying, scheming, boring or joking
Saying Used to express that you are joking, it is generally said after either of the words; Nah, Nglah, Nlang,

Sometimes shortened to "Gahm" or "Gahn"

1. "Nglah Gammon mate, i was only fuckin around"
2. "You couldn't get a Stick on Tick? Thats Gammon as buddah!"
3. "Come on bro, shout us one more yah gammon cunt!"
4. "You're always being so gammon"
5. "I think everything you're saying is gammon you lying dog!"

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Gammon - what is it?

Northern Australian Slang (Primarily in the NT)
Popular among the aboriginal people and other people who have lived in the NT (especially alice springs) for a few years.

1. Adjective used to express something is fake, a lie, boring or unfair.
2. Adjective used to express someone is lying, scheming, boring or joking.
3. Saying used to express that you are joking or deceiving, it is generally said after either of the words; Nah, Nglah, Nlang, lang.

Sometimes shortened to "Gahm" or "Gahn"

1. "Nglah Gammon mate, i was only fuckin around"
2. "You couldn't get a Stick on Tick? Thats Gammon as buddah!"
3. "Come on bro, shout us one more yah gammon cunt!"
4. "You're always being so gammon"
5. "I think everything you're saying is gammon you lying dog!"

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What does "gammon" mean?

Predominantly directly towards white males but, can be directed to most caucasians.

This is because when white people are being flustered/angry, they become pink in hue on their face, similar to a gammon.

Barry you are a fuckin’ Gammon.

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Gammon - what does it mean?

An old conservative Englishman who bickers on about minorities instead of helping solve the country's issues.

1 : Dad keeps complaining about the Syrian couple across the road
2: Just ignore him, he's a hateful old gammon
1: Yeah, you're right.

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Gammon - meaning

British slang, stereotype of a right-wing person who is seemingly always sunburned.

The kind of person who thinks that "flour" is a spice, that there's too many Spaniards in Spain, and that they "Don't want any of that foreign muck" when abroad instead only eating Chips and Sausages

A: Did you see that guy over there?
B: Which one?
A: the Gammon complaining to the waiter that the chicken is "too spicy" cause it has peppercorns on it

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Gammon - definition

Getting stuck doing something really lame with a friend who is usually lame. It inevitably causes you to miss out on something fun. Term comes from the game backgammon.

1. G: Yo Fridge, why didn't you roll up to the courts last night? We was ballin!

Fridge: Damn G, the fool up the way rolled up and I got gammoned!

2.Hey G, make sure you text me if you really going to this movie, I don't want the goob to gammon me into watchin some bullshit.

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