The product of lustful breeding. Eternal being. Satan cowers in Gammonβs presence. Takes on the form of mushed up shrek when in attack/seduce mode. Powers include seduction and herpes. Legend has it Gammon is the last thing one sees before their descent to hell. Goes by it/them pronouns.
did you hear there was a gammon sighting last night? it was in the steammill!
Term for female, indirectly refers to vagina also.
Could also be shortened to gam-gam, or simply gam. Can be described in many ways; such as "prime gammon", "moist gammon", "stale gammon" etc.
Could be used for when talking about females in general.
Being "on the pull" could also be described as "on the prowl for some gammon"
"Mate, did you get any gammon last night?"
"Yeah, but it was stale. Bad times"
"Shiiiiiiit! check out that prime gammon!"
"too right! I'm erect!"
"I haven't gotten my dick wet in ages, I fancy a bit of gam-gam on the go."
"Get out of my house"
"Any gammon coming to this party?"
"Nah mate, it's just a sausage-fest"
Pronounced "Gair - (rhymes with yeah) minn/munn (rhymes with chin/done)"
Northern Australian Slang (Primarily in the NT)
Adjective used to express something is fake, a lie, boring or unfair
Adjective used to express someone is lying, scheming, boring or joking
Saying Used to express that you are joking, it is generally said after either of the words; Nah, Nglah, Nlang,
1. "NglahGammon mate, i was only fuckin around"
2. "You couldn't get a Stick on Tick? Thats Gammon as buddah!"
3. "Come on bro, shout us one more yah gammon cunt!"
4. "You're always being so gammon"
5. "I think everything you're saying is gammon you lying dog!"
Northern Australian Slang (Primarily in the NT)
Popular among the aboriginal people and other people who have lived in the NT (especially alice springs) for a few years.
1. Adjective used to express something is fake, a lie, boring or unfair.
2. Adjective used to express someone is lying, scheming, boring or joking.
3. Saying used to express that you are joking or deceiving, it is generally said after either of the words; Nah, Nglah, Nlang, lang.
1. "NglahGammon mate, i was only fuckin around"
2. "You couldn't get a Stick on Tick? Thats Gammon as buddah!"
3. "Come on bro, shout us one more yah gammon cunt!"
4. "You're always being so gammon"
5. "I think everything you're saying is gammon you lying dog!"
British slang, stereotype of a right-wing person who is seemingly always sunburned.
The kind of person who thinks that "flour" is a spice, that there's too many Spaniards in Spain, and that they "Don't want any of that foreign muck" when abroad instead only eating Chips and Sausages
A: Did you see that guy over there?
B: Which one?
A: the Gammon complaining to the waiter that the chicken is "too spicy" cause it has peppercorns on it