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What is furby?
a small, annoying, fur-covered dreature that used to be a popular toy with children. The main reason people buy furbies nowadays is to destroy them with a group of pals. Furbies are demonic little bastards that deserve to die. Seriously, furbies are satanic and they should all be smashed with a sledgehammer.
Common methods of killing furbies include microwaving them, dousing them in gasoline and setting them on fire, holding matches under the circutboard to fry the circuts and make he furby make a sound similar to a copy machine, running them over with SUVs, smashing them with sledgehammers, drilling them, blowing them up with firecrackers, bashing them against brick walls, pissing on them, putting them on railroad tracks, bitch-slapping them, feeding them to hungry cats and dissolving them in muriatic acid.
I personally recommend putting them in microwaves.
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Furby - what is it?
A small, nylon-fur covered nuisance given to children to scare them out of real pets. Spying device (See military code specifying that furby may not enter areas where special clearance is required.) And general boon to the working adult, furby is nothing more than a bit of backfired reverse-psychology.
"174. Furby ® is not allowed into classified areas. (I swear to the gods, I did not make that up, it's actually DOD policy)."
---Quoted from SkippyList.com
What does "furby" mean?
Pretty much the worst gift that I ever received. I ended up skinning it and discovering a wonderfully mechanical robot-looking creature beneath the woolly mess. Furby pelts are great gifts for those with understanding senses of humor.
I plan on mounting my furby pelt above the mantle.
Furby - what does it mean?
"hey furby... shut the fuck up before i fuck you up"...
*inaudible mumblings*
"right thats it!"....
Furby - meaning
a demonic childrens toy thats sole purpose it to take over the souls of small children.......seriously.
took the batteries out of mine and it was still active for several more hours.
Run.....that furby mother fucker is still alive!!!!!
Furby - definition
Scary little shytes that look like Gremlins.
Ahh the day has come for Furbies to take over the world!
Furby - slang
Furbys are a stupid peice of crap so useless that they just sit on a shelf dying and making demonic noises.
Furbys are useful for:
Hitting
Painting
Beuti-fying (coloring it with ink)
Scaring Children
More hitting
Tormenting small animals
Putting in a spin dry cycle
Paper weights
"Mkgarargererar"
(noise made by furby with 6 month old batteries)
Hmm.. what catergory does this go in??
Insults?
Drugs?
Sex?
Furby
Don't let them out in daylight, don't let them near water, and whatever you do, dont feed them after midnight.
Furby
The fucking scariest thing alive.
"My furby came back to my room after I threw it out the window!"
Furby
electronic toy by tomy(?). the furby is simply a small, poor quality motherboard covered in fur.
the furby can "interact" with humans. you can rub his tummy (press a button there), massage his back (press a button there), yell at it (sound sensors pick up loud noises and trigger a seizure for the furby), and blind it (cover the light sensor on its head and trigger another seizure).
when a furby first starts up or gets reset, it only talks (plays predefined words) in a limited, shoddy "language" called "furbish." as time continues, the furby "speaks" english - giving the illusion that by speaking to it, you teach it english (sort of like a little child). furbies cannot learn english from you; it has preset words. however, you can buy mod chips that make it swear.
the furby is known for being one of the most annoying pieces of shit ever. however, it went through a fad period where there was unbridled buying of them.
i cut the fur off my furby and now he looks demonic. he's a lot cooler now.