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What is fucking donuts?

To prevent coworkers from receiving a cheap incentive (often free donuts) proposed by their employer in exchange for being “accident free” for a prescribed period of time. Such miniscule incentives often inadvertently encourage employees not to report potentially serious injuries and not to visit doctors on the company’s dime, for fear of hostility of coworkers who have by now begun to value such incentives above each other’s well-being.

Guy 1: Ouch, I think I cut my hand. I’m going to have to report it to management.
Guy 2: Oh great, now we’re going to be back to 0 days accident free. Way to fuck up the donuts!

Guy 1: Yeah she slipped and fell. It broke her neck.
Guy 2: So what? We were only 3 days away from free donuts and she fucked it up.
Guy 1: Here come the EMTs with her now.
Guy 2: Way to fuck up the donuts, lady! Thanks a lot!

Guy 1: Dude, you’re bleeding like a stuck pig!
Guy 2: I’ll be fine. Just give me some paper towels and duct tape. Hurry, before a manager sees this and makes me report it. I don’t want to fuck up the donuts.

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Fucking donuts - what is it?

When you're getting a Donut from Dunkin before closing time and the guy gives you six for the price of one. Afterwards, he makes this welcomed generosity awkward by calling you sweetie pie. You've just been donut fucked.

"I stopped by Dunkin on the way home and the guy in the window donut fucked the shit out of me"

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What does "fucking donuts" mean?

A point of bottleneck in Starcraft. A bridge or other narrow passageway.

Place the cannons on that donut fuck.

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Fucking donuts - what does it mean?

A general term used to describe any situation in which one encounters a narrow, well fortified entrance to a base or camped area.

There's a sniper at the end of that donut fuck (a.k.a. hallway).

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Fucking donuts - meaning

A phrase used to make someone left you the hell alone.

Guy 1: Hey wats up?
Guy 2: FUCK OFF DONUT!

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Fucking donuts - definition

1. When you get bored of masturbating; to use a donut to get oneself off.
2. A sign often placed outside Farms to ward off those into bestiality.
3. A sexual position: while with a fat bitch, scrunch up her gut flab in both your hands so it looks like a donut, then start fucking it.

Definition 1:
All out of cookies, carrots, and cucumbers. Its time for a Donut Fuck
Definition 2:
'Prized Animal. Donut Fuck'.
Definition 3:
Goddam it woman! Roll over, I'll Donut Fuck you.

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Fucking donuts - slang

A term often used by Gordon Ramsey when talking to the idiots on Hell's Kitchen. Extremely handy when talking to a group of friends and you just want to make them laugh (If you're a tryhard).

Bob: Did you guys know that Roblox is actually the best game ever?
Lila: I swear, you stupid fucking donut...get out.

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Fucking donuts

Is an insult that surpassed all insults and is another word for saying Fuck you you son of a bitch

Fucking donut
-Gordon Ramsey

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Fucking donuts

synonym for 'wasting time' or 'slacking off'

guy #1: "Where's little Ruttiger?"

guy #2: "Probably fucking donuts at home again...."

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