Definder - what does the word mean?

What is front rowing?

An individual who always chooses to sit in the front row of any class or presentation. This person has a high propensity for learning and tends to be spited by the rest of the class for their social alienation, excessive study habits, and tenancy to throw any potential grading curve.

That damn Front Row Oreo is really making us look like slackers.

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front rowing - video


Front rowing - what is it?

a female usually wearing too much make-up who is not really into the music but wants to be at the front with their best duckface on.

go and ask that front row slut if I can borrow her mirror to sniff my snortabilly off and ask the other one to lend me her selfie stick

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What does "front rowing" mean?

A prime time parking spot. Right up in the front.

That spots closer than I seen before. Front Row Joe, Front Row Joe.

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Front rowing - what does it mean?

When you have a parking spot near the front entrance. These do not include handicapped parking spots.

Sweet, we got front row parking. Fuck those cripples.

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Front rowing - meaning

The first parking space in a row of spaces, or the parking space nearest the store entrance.

As you pull into the usually packed Wal*Mart parking lot an empty spot in the front row catches your eye, so you pull the E-brake like the Transporter and slide in like the Milf Hunter, after which you say, "Oh Shoot! Front Row Seats!"

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Front rowing - definition

A group of students sitting in the front row of a class, generally grouping together on projects.
Many times, these students will be independent learners and thinkers.

Me: I don't know how to solve this.
You: Go ask the Front Row Mafia. They've figured it out by now.

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Front rowing - slang

Front row faggots are people who always tend to sit at the front.

Person 1: Hey Colin stop being a front row faggot and join us at the back.

Colin: Nah, I'm a front row faggot for life.

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Front rowing

Anything awesome.

I got the best dinner ever at the restaurant, it was totally front row.

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Front rowing

Being Hammered Drunk.

Taken from Talladega Nights, "and I'm in the front row, HAMMERED DRUNK."

You in the front row tonight?

No I ran out of beer, I'm a couple rows back, but Ron just shotgunned his case of beer, he's up on the stage, soloing.

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Front rowing

The act of pretending that you were close to someone who passed away to gain attention and sympathy

It suck that Jared died but did you see Christie front rowing with his family at the funeral. She barely knew him. She is always looking for attention.

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