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What is fritzled?
a religious movement with sexy results
i went fritzling on sunday and bummed all my kids
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Fritzled - what is it?
In Poker, a slang expression for a Full House. A Full House being three matching cards of one rank, and two matching cards of another rank.
Derived from the notorious Fritzl case, in which Josef Fritzl imprisoned and repeatedly raped, sexually abused, and physically assaulted his daughter Elisabeth Fritzl for 24 years. The subsequent repeated rapes resulted in the birth of seven children, three of which, together with Elisabeth, were forced to live underneath Josef Fritzl’s house in a concealed underground basement complex which he had built himself. The remaining three children (one died shortly after birth) were raised by Josef Fritzl and his wife in the house upstairs.
Poker Player #1: “Oh my god dude, you just flopped a Fritzl!”
Poker Player #2: “Yep, and you totally took the bait, now hand me over those chips”
What does "fritzled" mean?
To completely fuck something up. To completely own something. If something is Fritzled, it has essentially been locked in a basement and destroyed for a couple of decades.
Man, I Friztled that test.
- I'm downloading five things plus Windows updates as well as MSN, Facebook and Youtube. And in the other room my sister's downloading more stuff and is on Facebook and Youtube. And Dad's doing work emails. All on the same connection.
- And it hasn't Fritzled itself yet? You have awesome internet.
Dad just found out I've been going to all those parties... my social life is now Friztled.
Fritzled - what does it mean?
When my boys were very young, my wife call their penises by this name.....fritzle. In the bath they were told to wash behind their ears and to wash their fritzles....
Johnny, make sure you wash behind your ears and your fritzle.
Fritzled - meaning
A sugar coated pretzel shaped into one of Josef Fritzl's DNA strands.
"dude, you gotta try one of these Fritzls"
Fritzled - definition
Past Tense.
The art of isolating another person for your own gain.
Have you seen Julia? No Gary Fritzled her away for the weekend.
Fritzled - slang
v. To lock someone in the basement for 24 years and impregnate them repeatedly.
As per the Austrian incest case of Joseph Fritzl.
Don't make me fritzl you.
Fritzled
to imprision a member of your family, normally for a period no longer than 24 years, in which you should molest them repeatedly and raise the offspring as your own. A common pastime in austria.
Oh my god, simon just "fritzled" josef fritzl, what a legend!
The method of fritzling has now replaced the death penalty in many american states.
Fritzled
To be enslaved,then continuously raped by your own father until you give birth to incestuous children.
That fucking bitch Karen has pissed me off for the last time. When she gets home I'll make sure she gets fritzled good and proper.
Fritzled
to be trapped in a room or cellar
As Katharine walked down the stairs into the cellar the door slammed shut behind her - she was now completely Fritzled.