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What is free 99?
- The opposite to 99% fat free.
- A fat chick usually with the following qualities:
a low self esteem
licentious
and very easy to snag
1:
Macdonald's fries are 99% free fat, so are the "30-cent-cones" which now cost 50 cents
2:
*in da club*
Bill: Look at that babe with her freind.
Mike: Damn! pity her freind is gelatin.
Bill: Take one for the team Mike, it's your turn.
Mike: OK, this wont be hard seeing as she is 99% free fat
Me: Word
free 99 - video
Free 99 - what is it?
When something is free, but you want it to sound rad and funny so you add .99 cents too it. sounds like 3.99 but its really free with a small price... see example
Friend: Hey your a fag
You: How bout I punchasize your face?
Friend: Oh yeah, how much?
You: I'll punchasize your face for free.99!
Proceed to punch friends face. The .99 addition to your free punch was the pain he will be feeling after.
What does "free 99" mean?
To take ArtilleryStrikes elo from him in a normal conquest game type in SMITE.
I'm going to take ArtilleryStrike's elo for Free.99
Free 99 - what does it mean?
The price of an object or service that should have cost you money but you got it for free instead!
“How much was that phone case? It’s cute”. “Oh thanks, well my homeboy works at that store so it was $Free.99”
Free 99 - meaning
"Oh heck yeah...homies got our shit into the show for $free.99."
"Did you steal that shit?"
"No, it was $free.99."
Free 99 - definition
The best price in the world. FREE. It is pronounced like a would be total on a bill. The only better price is, "We'll pay you to take it". Extremely common at volunteer firehouses across America.
Common examples of items being free.99 in price-
Oatmeal
Pizza
Fire T shirts
Coffee
Dude 1- Hey lets go for something to eat, I'm starving.
Dude 2- Nah, I'm not in the mood to reach into my own pocket to pay for anything....SHOCKER I know.
Dude 1- Ok then, let's just go to the fire hall and eat the leftover pizza, it's free.99
Dude 2- Perfect!
Free 99 - slang
When something is advertised for free, but will actually cost you something in the end.
Hey man you know they passing out tshirts for free outside. Yeah right, its Free 99!
Free 99
sport, joke, and past time of shoplifting from local 7-11 and grocery stores. free 99 competitions take place between friends to see who can bring in the biggest haul. common stolen items include candy bars and beef jerky.
- hey man how much was that pack of twizlers?
- haha FREE 99, its the way to go
Free 99
A slang term for something that's free
Ill give you this fist for the low low price of Free 99
Free 99
When you get something for free. It seems like everything ends with $xxx.99, so then that's the term, free.99
I gots this for free 99.