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What is foot five?

A five foot walkway is generally the width of a walkway during the British colonial era, be it a sheltered corridor or otherwise. However, the width can vary, but still be called a "five foot walkway".

In this context, an inconsiderate asshole who walks in such a way to take up most of the walkway as to make others have to squeeze past them on the walkway so as not to step into a drain or against a barrier that are on the sides.

Most of the time, these assholes walk side by side in groups, and others have to keep saying "excuse me" in order to get past the blockage.

Man: Damn those three skinny girls make that 12 foot wide pathway look so damn squeezy. The heck they think they are?

Woman: Tsk... Each of those girls is a five foot asshole.

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Foot five - what is it?

In act in which one stands upon the toilet seat and proceeds to release a giant turd into the toilet. Amateurs make a large splash. Professionals make no splash. For some, this is better than sex.

"Dude! last night I want to drop a bomb from five foot up and it made no splash, but Granny was over."

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What does "foot five" mean?

A Five-foot balla is a young (generally white) male aged 12-14 who acts like a gangster but has no business doing so. Five-foot ballas are a pain in the ass, in contrast to four-foot ballas, who are awesome.

That dance was bullshit, man. There were LGs and five-foot ballas all over the place.

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Foot five - what does it mean?

the worst height to have. not quite petite, not quite average. people with this height often find themselves wearing heals or hemming their clothing.

Did you see that five foot three wandering around in the juniors department. Sad...sad.

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Foot five - meaning

The size of a petite female, a midget guy, or an otherwise average or unremarkable guy with no head.

Rudy was five foot nothing, just like Bubby was after his 1995 wreck.

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Foot five - definition

The first stage of manletism. Manlets are classified as men below the height of 5'8" (without shoes)

Girl- "Hey nice profile pic, how tall are you?"
Dude- "I'm around five foot eight."
Girl- "lol, bye manlet."

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Foot five - slang

When you're 5"12, you're tall, but not tall enough to be a MAN and take ALL THE Girls. Also it's a unit of measurement coming at around 182 cm. This is the above avarage height for a man in countries like Bosnia Czechoslovakia Denmark ect.

"Hey dude I'm five foot twelve"
"hahaha I'm six foot zero so I'm much higher than you"

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Foot five

Core average height for men in the U.S. Considered ideal by many because they aren't typecast as "napoleon" like short guys are, nor are they expected to be aggressive like tall guys are "large man complex."

My boyfriend is five-foot nine, which is the ideal male height.

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Foot five

A way for close friends to greet each other as a sign of affection.

Basically its the same as a high five but its performed with the feet.

Usually done when the sox are removed and one person takes their foot (or feet) and places them against their friends feet.

The difference between a foot five and a high five is that when two people foot five they generally keep their feet touching one another for a long period of time.

Brian and Dominic foot fived each other all day long while they were sitting on the couch playing video games.

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Foot five

A cool new way to high five each other. Pretty much when you are sitting next each other, you tap each other the foot, like a foot five

Give me a foot five yo

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