Definder - what does the word mean?

What is floodgates?

The point at which you first piss after you have been drinking your favorite alcoholic beverage and at this point you will be pissing every ten minutes. See 'break the seal.'

I can't hold it anymore, I have to go open the floodgates.

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Floodgates - what is it?

The fart you have right before you take a shit. Usually when you're popping a squat this occurs or when you're situated on the toilet

I was having a hard time in the loom, until that floodgate fart came, then it was smooth sailing.

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What does "floodgates" mean?

The floodgate turd is a piece of poop which holds back a torrential flow of diarrhea that has built up in a persons colon. Visually similar to rushing water flowing through a dams floodgates.

Yesterday, I passed a Floodgate Turd and had an endless river of shit pour out of my asshole.

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Floodgates - what does it mean?

When she has her period as he eats her out and he swallows it all by accident.

He choked because she caused a floodgate.

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Floodgates - meaning

Extremely short jeans, usually worn by a "Gain" or someone who is just a fucking nerd. They are so high that you can see their ankels and their socks.

Damn, look at that kid. He's got massive floodgates!

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Floodgates - definition

another word for a whore, or a person who has been with a lot of people; it originated while playing the sexual chain game, where you try to see how many people you are linked to sexually by knowing who the people you have been with have been with and so on. a person is a floodgate if they have been with so many people that you actually have a lot of choices between who you can choose for the next link in the chain.

Bree is a floodgate.

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Floodgates - slang

Opening up potential for massive flooding in message boards, primarily due to new info being revealed for unreleased games.

The Super Smash Bros. Brawl official website opens lot of floodgates on related message boards, due to its daily updates.

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Floodgates

when a man is masturbating and all of a sudden lots of cum just spurts out.

mate: " oh mate yesterday when I was masturbating the floodgates just opened, there was cum everywhere!"

you: " okay......"

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Floodgates

Having sex with a woman that squirts in a way that when you pull out, all of the fluid shoots out of her vagina at once.

"I was pounding away my girlfriend with her bent over her bed, right? Well she's a squirter, so when I pulled out it looked and sounded like someone fucking threw a bucket of water onto the floor between her legs. I've been calling her floodgate ever since."

"Holy tits"

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Floodgates

Synonymous with the act of hooking up; used as a noun. In accordance with this, "Opening the floodgates" also refers to the act of hooking up.

Guy: "Hey, it's been a while! How do you feel about re-opening the floodgates??"
Girl: "Yeah, I'd love to. It's been so long since we closed them."

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