What is floaties?

Larger size boobs make excellent floaties. So by skinnny dipping you allow your breasts to work as floating devices.

Get your floaties out were going for a swim.

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Floaties - what is it?

Randomly found in light colored drinks, preferably those with ice. Noticed only AFTER you've drank from it already. Followed by bouts of denial over how it got there. Subject to great debate and one of life's greatest mysteries.

<Kev spots a floaty in the pink lemonade he's been sipping>

Kev:(sigh).....fuck.

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What does "floaties" mean?

The act of being extremely steezy, usually takes place while skiing.

I just hucked a dub cork 12 off the money booter, bruh.
Dude, I saw. That was so floaty.

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Floaties - what does it mean?

a turd that keeps a-spinnin and won't go down, it stays afloat

I broke up with her after 18 months because she left a floatie in the john. Other than that everything was great.

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Floaties - meaning

A flat white coffeee with oat milk.

Can I please order a floatie?

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Floaties - definition

(noun) The bacteria that can be seen and found in water of a works container than has been used many times over. This is the direct result from people taking their used rigs and redipping them into the water to clear them for yet another use. A very nasty phenomenon and one that is completely avoidable.

Robbie was one nasty mother fucker, especially when it came to slamming dope. Not only did he not care to use needles from others, usually the waters he had sitting nearby almost always had floaties in them.

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