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What is flash flood?
When you’re dropping a load in the toilet that’s too much to go down and the water level rises up so that your balls get dipped in the broth, but ends up flushing after all before the bowl overflows. Result of not performing courtesy flushes along the way
After sitting on the toilet for over half hour scrolling my morning social media feeds, I realized my legs fell asleep when I flushed and my balls were submerged in a Poseidon Flash Flood and I couldn’t get up in time to turn off the water. Luckily it was a flash flood and ended up going down the toilet
flash flood - video
Flash flood - what is it?
One who dresses mismatched, unflattering, or just plain goofy therefore everyone knows this person is trying to make his or her own style but failing miserably at it.
Someone who looks like they got dressed in the dark ran out of the house in whatever they through on without looking into a mirror before stepping into the world.
My god, did you look at Betty this morning? She looks like a Gypsy in a Flash Flood!
What does "flash flood" mean?
When one consumes an abundance of cat fish and Bush Lites at the bonfire and stops at the SQRL gas station to shit and his Girl blows him as he uses the Bidet and gets shit sprayed on her chin.
That bitch was so drunk she couldn't wait to blow me. Unfortunately the Bidet wasn't finished and she got the old Arkansas flash flood
Flash flood - what does it mean?
The phrase used to describe when you have a sudden intense urge to shit
Person A: I heard you got diarrhea last week.
Person B: Yeah. Had a lot of flash floods.
Flash flood - meaning
When you don't want others in a public restroom to hear your explosive diarrhea. You pucker up and you flush the toilet at the same time while you dump everything you've got. The toilet flush tries to cover your ass blast noise. Also gets rid of some lingering diarrhea smells.
Girl 1: Honey, I had to dump so bad but the bathroom was full and I didn't want to be embarrassed so I had to pull a Flash Flood Dump.
Girl 2: Dang I know what you mean hun, last time I did that the toilet cut off before I could stop. It was embarrassing. :/
Flash flood - definition
Sneak up on a person and jizz on their face and yell "FLASH FLOOD!!"
Mike snuck up on Suzan and yelled "FLASH FLOOD!!"
Flash flood - slang
The Male-to-Female equivalent of a "Snowball". Wherein the Male partner spits a large amount of vaginal fluid (gathered through oral sex) into the Female partners mouth while kissing.
"So this guy sucked up all my pussy juice, and spit it into my mouth. I was like, What?! He was Flash Flooding me!!"
Flash flood
n.
An unplanned, usually unjustifiably long session of watching several videos on any Flash video site that recommends more videos, usually resulting in some variant of YouTuberculosis; analogous to an addictive video link surfing episode.
"I was just going to watch that one video, but then these other two videos looked funny, and before I knew it I was drowning in a Flash flood... and that's why I need an extension on the paper."
Flash flood
The over excitement of a female in the moments before sex causing an excess of vaginal fluid.
Did you cause a flash flood before you hit that?
Flash flood
An exciting event that occurs and thereafter causes a woman's vagina to instantaneously become wetter than a slaughter house floor.
1. Kim,"Jeez Debbie that guy is so sexy."
Debbie, "Yeea I just had a flash flood."
2. Fact: Kieth Richard's pelvis gyrations cause women to have flash floods.