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What is five knuckle shuffle?

Another word for the popular slang word 'wank'.
Most commonly used in pub-talks between men of age 18-30 to describe masturbation in a funny way, normally about someone, rather than themselves.

"I hear Dan's enjoying the five knuckle shuffle right now"

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Five knuckle shuffle - what is it?

A wrestling move of WWE Wrestler John Cena where he pounds his knuckles onto his opponent's face.

John Cena's going for a five Knuckle Shuffle on Big Show.

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What does "five knuckle shuffle" mean?

Slang (Geordie, Newcastle)

Masturbation: The phrase comes from the act of masturbating using the whole hand, wrapping 4 fingers round the shaft of the penis, and the thumb round the other side, hence "five knuckles".

Geordie 1: Howaye man. Did ye score last night?
Geordie 2: Ney chance. I was gannin' the Five knuckle shuffle till it felt like me hand'd fall off.

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Five knuckle shuffle - what does it mean?

The act of masturbation with one hand. Usually only applies to males.

"She wouldn't let me near her in bed last night, so I went into the kitchen, cracked open a beer and had a Five Knuckle Shuffle."

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Five knuckle shuffle - meaning

It means to punch someone with a left right combo. much like shuffling cards.

scott started getting mouthy so I threatened to give him the five knuckle shuffle to the face.

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Five knuckle shuffle - definition

The act of moving all five fingers on a single hand across another person's forearm, one at a time.

The gentleman greeted his friend home from vacation, with a lovely five knuckle shuffle.

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Five knuckle shuffle - slang

Means to masterbate

I five knuckle shuffle myself

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Five knuckle shuffle

Masturbating.

"Mike you coming out with us". "Nah I'm to busy having a five knuckle shuffle to porn"

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Five knuckle shuffle

to masturbate

that bitch gave me some blue balls, so I had to go back to my crib and do the five knuckle shuffle on my piss pump

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Five knuckle shuffle

The act of male masturbation.
See also wank, spanking the monkey.

"Johnny's mother caught him in the middle of a five knuckle shuffle."

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