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What is five hargreeves?
A 13 year old boy who is mentally 58 and just wants to save his family from an incurable apocalypse. Five is someone who loves to make sarcastic jokes and knows how to take one. He might seem like a little kid but he can actually kill you and get away with it. A Five just needs to be appreciated more by his family for going through 45 years of hell alone. If you ever come across a Five, just thank him for doing so much.
Person 1: Hey, whose that little kid sitting alone by himself?
Person 2: Oh that's not a little kid, that's Five Hargreeves, he's probably planning your death now that you called him that
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Five hargreeves - what is it?
Five Hargreeves is a *very fine* fictional character from a Netflix original series umbrella academy that is a 13 year old boy but his consciousness is 58. He's a killer, life saver and Attractive ASF.
Me: five hargreeves is my favorite character
friend: OMG he is so fine
Me: Ikr he's leading the show
What does "five hargreeves" mean?
Five Hargreeves is a *very fine* fictional character from a Netflix original series The umbrella academy that is a 13 year old boy but his consciousness is 58. He's a killer, life saver and Attractive ASF.
Me: five Hargreeves from TUA is my favorite character
Friend: OMG same he is so fine
Me: Ikr he is literally leading the show
Five hargreeves - what does it mean?
The most smooth-skinned 58 year old on the planet.
Looks 14, actually.
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WAiT a DAmN mInuTe.
You’re such a Five Hargreeves!
Five hargreeves - meaning
five hargreeves is really hot. hes would kill some one for a cup of coffee. he is in love with a mannequin which is a loss for the girls :(. (I WILL THROW YOU OUT OF AN AIRPLANE DELORES) he can literally slaughter me with his axe and i will thank him. he saves the world TWICE and yet his siblings still hate him. hes a 58 year old stuck in a 13 year old body. (a win for me lol) did i mention hes hot
five hargreeves can rail me
five hargreeves is hot
five hargreeves is mine so back off
Five hargreeves - definition
Five is the best of course, he doesnt think hes better than number one, he knows he is. He is the best of all because he is good looking af.
I dont think im better than you number one, i KNOW i am. Delores please. Delores i missed you. The apocalypse is happening in 7 days and i have no idea how to stop it. -five hargreeves
Five hargreeves - slang
Character from Gerard Way's "The Umbrella Academy". He's the fifth member who has the ability to time travel and teleport. In an attempt to time travel he got stuck in the future and when he returned to the present he was stuck in his body from when he was 13. His actual age being 58. He's married to a beautiful mannequin named Dolores. Also, he would kill for a decent cup of coffee. I recommend you watch the show, it's on Netflix.
Luther (aka number 1): But that's murder
Five Hargreeves: Jesus Luther, grow up
Five hargreeves
the hottest bish in tua, also vanya's besti. can't sing well tho
name the hottest person in the world
tua fan: five hargreeves, aka daddy