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What is firewood?
Refers to the Nazis burning Jews in ovens during WWII.
Sgt Schultz was cold, so he threw a couple more pieces of Nazi firewood in the oven.
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Firewood - what is it?
An action that describes a made-up prior engagement in order to dodge duties, plans, or other activities solely because you really didn't want to, but wanted to spare feelings. Made popular in Skyrim where some quest givers may ask of you a menial task and you respond with an equally menial task in order to exit conversation so you can come back and get it later if wanted.
You: "Hey, want to go bowling?"
Person: " I cannot as I have to Throw firewood later."
What does "firewood" mean?
Twighlight, the fiction novel about a stupid girl who falls in love with a vampire. She would rather die than not be with him.
Person 1: I wish stephanie meyer would write more twiglight books.
Person 2: Why??
Person 1: I'm running out of Firewood.
Firewood - what does it mean?
A young, petite, scantily clad female, usually seen walking down the street by your work or your local walmart. known by he older generation as a "spinner". These women can be usually be seen wearing clothes that would equate to an adult male's shirt sleeve. The name refers to the fact that when you take them home to fuck them, you literally split them up the middle, like firewood, because they're so skinny there isn't any room inside for your dick.
dustin: hey tuck, did you hook up with that skinny bitch the other night?
tuck: yeah, I took her little ass home and split it like firewood!
Firewood - meaning
The act of cutting up a large piece of timber into firewood with a chainsaw or drop saw.
Firewooding the trunk only took one hour.
Firewood - definition
Stacking Ben Wa balls in your ass horizontal instead of vertical.
I can't believe how much firewooding Paul pulled off. I mean, how much money did he spend on Ben Wa balls? He has an incredibly gaping anus
Firewood - slang
Term used for the patheic pieces of wood with wheels used by 'plank wanks'.
i'm going to shove all that firewood on my bonfire.
Firewood
fun to watch, it's used as sarcasm so it really means that it's gayer then shit to look at or watch or if a fucker is being gay as shit.
Oh my god, those faggots are being firewood.
Firewood
Uncommon slang word for Jews. Derived from the ovens used in the holocaust.
"Fucking firewood telling me what to do."
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"I got the firewood if you got the fireplace."
"Hey you guys know where I can get some firewood around here, I got a few chimneys to smoke out."