What is ferry?

A male who is completely aware of his sexual prowess and uses this to constantly remind his friends of his superiority in attempts to lower their morale to create for him less competition and therefore more opportunity for himself to acquire attention from females eventually leading to sexual intercourse.

Ferris: Hey guys you wanna be my wingmen tonight?

Lewis: Ermm.... why are we your wingmen and your not ours?

Ferris: Maybe because there is no way even my help could get you laid, I on the other hand have much more chance

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Ferry - what is it?

To be 'Ferris' is;

To be the president of the world.
To be GREEN.
To put weights before mates.
To drink without a straw and eat your hamburger AFTER you eat your fries.
To bench a black hole.
To be huge.
To believe that weight and size is good.
To roam.
To have smaller arms than Mark.

Mark: "Look Ferris, you might have gotten a higher U.A.I than me, but my arms are still bigger than yours."

Harry: "Ferris' favourite colour is GREEN. But the real truth is that GREEN's favourite colour is actually Ferris."

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