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What is fart glitter?
This is when a stripper has gas
He was getting a lap dance then out of nowhere the stripper glitter farted in his face
fart glitter - video
Fart glitter - what is it?
Do u ever just have one of those days where your naked and u end up sitting on a pile of glitter and some gets sucked in your butt and u forget and then suddenly ur there and ur dogs licking marmalade of ur gooch and u fart glitter in its face and u think where the fuck did that glitter fart come from
Mike: why the fuck does ur dog have glitter in its nose
Trevor: I had a glitter fart again and the dog was hittin a soft spot
Mike wtf
What does "fart glitter" mean?
An expression used to illustrate the point that a (usually) male is flamboyantly homosexual.
Bob: "I'm pretty sure Jeremy's flirting with my ol' lady.. I'm gonna go do something retarded that will land me in jail for a while."
Frank: "HAHAHAHAHA, you retard! He's not hitting on your sister!"
Bob: "Yeah he sure be is! Look at em! All havin' a good time, hoppin' around gigglin..' "
Frank: "Bob.. I don't know how to tell you this in a way you'll understand.. Considering you met Jeremy's 'room mate' that he's lived with the last ten years. You saw how immaculate the apartment he insists is called a 'flat' was. He wears Gucci and pays more for one hair cut than you paid for those hair plugs.. Jeremy's gay."
Bob: "Whuuuuu? I aint's not no never no how usta'could.. You mean he is just a happy individual?"
Frank: "He farts glitter. Bob. Out of his ass. And it's like a fabulous rainbow of skittles."
Bob: "Oh, one of them thar types! So that's why he always smells so good and all the girls say he dresses more better than me!"
Fart glitter - what does it mean?
Where a stripper farts in your face and you go home and your wife asks why you smell like a fart but have glitter on your face
Went home last night and had fart glitter on my face.